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hashave
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..
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,,
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wouldwould
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,,
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Presidentpresident
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wouldwould
havehave
toto
turnturn
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itit
..
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thethe
formerformer
,,
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betweenbetween
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ofof
Mrmr
Ramakrishnaramakrishna
Hegdehegde
,,
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formerformer
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ministerminister
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Daldal
,,
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dissidentsdissident
..
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thatthat
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ofof
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andand
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,,
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usedused
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ofof
thethe
seatsseat
..
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leaderleader
,,
Mrmr
Walidwalid
Jumblattjumblatt
ââ
whowho
,,
likelike
othersother
inin
thethe
Syriansyrian
campcamp
,,
isbe
far from
farfar
fromfrom
happyhappy
withwith
thethe
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accordaccord
ââ
accusedaccuse
thethe
Arabarab
Leagueleague
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,,
Mrmr
Lakhearlakhear
Ibrahimiibrahimi
,,
ofof
interferinginterfere
inin
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internalinternal
affairsaffair
,,
almostalmost
as if
asas
ifif
""
hehe
wantswant
toto
becomebecome
primeprime
ministerminister
himselfhimself
""
..
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yesterdayyesterday
,,
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reiteratedreiterate
thatthat
therethere
wasbe
""
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inin
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,,
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aa
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dissolveddissolved
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""
,,
andand
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..
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resistresist
thethe
willwill
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thethe
wholewhole
Arabarab
andand
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communitycommunity
,,
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saidsay
thatthat
Lebanonlebanon
hadhave
notnot
gonego
throughthrough
1515
yearsyear
ofof
civilcivil
warwar
,,
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thethe
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wasbe
offeringoffer
..
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celebrationscelebration
inin
Georgiageorgia
andand
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werebe
alsoalso
cancelledcancel
..
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strikesstrike
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ofof
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thatthat
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..
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agoago
,,
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inin
thethe
searingsearing
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Michaelmichael
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Presidentpresident
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isbe
expectedexpect
toto
meetmeet
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leaderleader
,,
Mrmr
Eugeneeugene
Terrebancheterrebanche
,,
whilewhile
hishis
Foreignforeign
Ministerminister
,,
Mrmr
Pikpik
Bothabotha
,,
isbe
toto
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inin
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,,
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..
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,,
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,,
wrotewrite
inin
herher
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,,
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,,
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..
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Alexalex
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yesterdayyesterday
greetedgreet
thethe
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thethe
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betweenbetween
thethe
twotwo
Germanysgermanys
withwith
aa
strongstrong
andand
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rallyrally
,,
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onon
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thatthat
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politicalpolitical
developmentsdevelopment
couldcould
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Bundesbank'sbundesbank
fightfight
againstagainst
inflationinflation
..
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ofof
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3030
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..
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isbe
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,,
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seniorsenior
dealerdealer
saidsay
..
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thethe
prospectprospect
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growthgrowth
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half-pointhalf-point
duringduring
thethe
nextnext
sixsix
monthsmonth
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currencycurrency
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ofof
ana
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expansionexpansion
andand
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concernconcern
aboutabout
inflationinflation
throughoutthroughout
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..
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hashave
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seensee
untiluntil
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asas
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guardianguardian
againstagainst
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increasesincrease
..
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thethe
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,,
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pfennigpfennig
againstagainst
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andand
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againstagainst
thethe
currenciescurrency
ofof
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partnerspartner
inin
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EMSems
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mechanismmechanism
..
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Westwest
Germangerman
Financefinance
Ministerminister
,,
Mrmr
Theotheo
Waigelwaigel
,,
ruledrule
outout
aa
commoncommon
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currencycurrency
untiluntil
economiceconomic
reformsreform
hadhave
beenbe
carriedcarry
outout
inin
thethe
Easteast
..
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therethere
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convertibilityconvertibility
,,
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broughtbring
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sensiblesensible
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thethe
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,,
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hashave
undergoneundergo
decisivedecisive
monetarymonetary
,,
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andand
economiceconomic
reformreform
,,
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hehe
saidsay
..
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atat
easeease
inin
landland
ofof
hishis
birthbirth
..
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toto
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atat
thethe
ageage
ofof
5252
,,
forfor
thethe
firstfirst
timetime
sincesince
hehe
leftleave
toto
livelive
inin
Londonlondon
2626
yearsyear
agoago
,,
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saidsay
::
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mymy
modestmodest
wayway
,,
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thoughtthink
Ii
couldcould
endorseendorse
whatwhat
'sbe
happeninghappen
inin
mymy
countrycountry
..
""
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19631963
""
therethere
werebe
somesome
veryvery
unpleasantunpleasant
momentsmoment
""
,,
hehe
toldtell
journalistsjournalist
atat
thethe
Sovietsoviet
Cultureculture
Foundationfoundation
..
""
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manymany
yearsyear
inin
Moscowmoscow
,,
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feltfeel
Ii
couldcould
n'tnot
leaveleave
thethe
countrycountry
..
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feelfeel
atat
easeease
ââ
muchmuch
bettergood
thanthan
Ii
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..
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reasonreason
forfor
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returnreturn
isbe
toto
givegive
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withwith
thethe
Royalroyal
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thisthis
weekendweekend
forfor
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ofof
lastlast
year'syear
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..
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thethe
mediamedia
,,
hehe
wasbe
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modestmodest
andand
directdirect
,,
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aa
warmthwarmth
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personalitypersonality
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heartsheart
..
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Russianrussian
,,
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saidsay
::
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centrecentre
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sensationsensation
,,
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knowknow
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avoidavoid
itit
thisthis
timetime
..
""
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hadhave
takentake
himhim
2626
yearsyear
toto
returnreturn
,,
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saidsay
::
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lastlast
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ââ
thoughthough
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hadhave
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beforebefore
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,,
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wouldwould
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,,
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wouldwould
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..
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..
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aa
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ââ
andand
aa
thoughtthought
forfor
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..
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courtcourt
inin
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taletale
lastlast
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ofof
aa
$dollar
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thethe
latelate
Presidentpresident
ofof
Pakistanpakistan
,,
Generalgeneral
Ziazia
ul-Haqul-haq
..
no one
Nono
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hashave
beenbe
arrestedarrest
..
Malikmalik
toldtell
thethe
courtcourt
hehe
hadhave
paidpay
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$dollar
11
millionmillion
forfor
preliminarypreliminary
expensesexpense
andand
toto
buybuy
thethe
necessarynecessary
equipmentequipment
forfor
thethe
assassinationassassination
..
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severalseveral
monthsmonth
ofof
stallingstalling
,,
hehe
believedbelieve
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hadhave
trickedtrick
himhim
andand
hehe
wentgo
toto
thethe
Unitedunited
Statesstates
toto
retrieveretrieve
hishis
moneymoney
ââ
andand
savesave
hishis
faceface
withwith
hishis
""
superiorssuperior
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inin
thethe
PPPppp
..
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isbe
beingbe
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onon
chargescharge
ofof
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toto
smugglesmuggle
$dollar
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intointo
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..
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,,
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wasbe
foundfind
carryingcarry
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kiloskilo
ofof
heroinheroin
,,
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toto
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withwith
USus
officialsofficial
toto
entrapentrap
Malikmalik
..
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aa
presspress
conferenceconference
inin
Lahorelahore
yesterdayyesterday
,,
Zia'szia
sonson
,,
Mrmr
Ijazijaz
ul-Haqul-haq
accusedaccuse
thethe
PPPppp
ofof
beingbe
involvedinvolved
inin
""
narco-terrorismnarco-terrorism
""
andand
hehe
claimedclaim
thatthat
hehe
hadhave
evidenceevidence
thatthat
thethe
Alal
Zulfiqarzulfiqar
groupgroup
hadhave
beenbe
involvedinvolved
inin
thethe
assassinationassassination
..
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servedserve
aa
shortshort
termterm
inin
jailjail
inin
Karachikarachi
wherewhere
hehe
wasbe
filmedfilm
byby
Dutchdutch
televisiontelevision
livingliving
inin
thethe
heightheight
ofof
luxuryluxury
..
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Papandreoupapandreou
,,
whosewhose
standingstanding
hashave
risenrise
steadilysteadily
sincesince
hishis
scandal-hitscandal-hit
Panhellenicpanhellenic
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Movementmovement
((
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))
increasedincrease
itsits
votevote
byby
almostalmost
twotwo
percentpercent
overover
thethe
inconclusiveinconclusive
electionelection
lastlast
Junejune
,,
saidsay
hehe
willwill
dodo
hishis
utmostutmost
toto
coaxcoax
thethe
Communist-ledcommunist-led
leftleft
coalitioncoalition
intointo
formingform
aa
governmentgovernment
ofof
""
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andand
progressiveprogressive
forcesforce
""
..
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,,
thethe
Communistscommunist
,,
whowho
emergedemerge
forfor
aa
secondsecond
timetime
asas
powerpower
brokerbroker
despitedespite
theirtheir
lossloss
ofof
sevenseven
seatsseat
inin
parliamentparliament
,,
hashave
mademake
itit
clearclear
thatthat
theythey
willwill
notnot
collaboratecollaborate
withwith
thethe
Pasokpasok
leaderleader
whomwhom
theythey
indictedindict
forfor
allegedalleged
wrongdoingwrongdoing
duringduring
thethe
interiminterim
left-rightleft-right
coalitioncoalition
governmentgovernment
ofof
Mrmr
Tzannistzannis
Tzannetakistzannetakis
..
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Leftleft
Coalitioncoalition
hashave
soso
farfar
ruledrule
outout
linkinglink
upup
withwith
thethe
conservativesconservative
againagain
ââ
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alliancealliance
ofof
lastlast
Junejune
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forfor
muchmuch
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inin
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hashave
alreadyalready
hintedhint
thatthat
itit
wouldwould
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willingwilling
toto
supportsupport
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nationalnational
unityunity
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asas
proposedpropose
byby
thethe
Newnew
Democratdemocrat
leaderleader
Mrmr
Constantineconstantine
Mitsotakismitsotakis
..
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""
Aa
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toto
inhumanityinhumanity
""
..
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Daviddavid
Gowgow
THEthe
youngyoung
manman
filmedfilm
inin
thethe
earlyearly
hourshour
ofof
yesterdayyesterday
delightedlydelightedly
takingtake
aa
pick-axepick-axe
toto
thethe
toptop
ofof
thethe
Berlinberlin
Wallwall
wasbe
aa
potentpotent
symbolsymbol
ofof
thethe
destructiondestruction
ofof
2828
yearsyear
ofof
affrontaffront
toto
freedomfreedom
andand
ofof
thethe
potentialpotential
dismantlingdismantling
ofof
thethe
systemsystem
presidedpreside
overover
untiluntil
onlyonly
aa
fewfew
weeksweek
agoago
byby
itsits
architectarchitect
,,
Mrmr
Ericherich
Honeckerhonecker
..
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largelylargely
asas
ana
enormousenormous
rollroll
ofof
barbedbarbed
wirewire
heldhold
togethertogether
byby
postspost
andand
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laterlate
asas
thethe
uglyugly
concreteconcrete
brickbrick
barrierbarrier
denounceddenounce
byby
aa
spatespate
ofof
visitingvisiting
Westernwestern
leadersleader
inin
thethe
earlyearly
hourshour
ofof
Sundaysunday
,,
Augustaugust
1313
,,
19611961
..
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officialofficial
purposepurpose
wasbe
notnot
toto
keepkeep
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Germansgerman
inin
butbut
""
revanchistrevanchist
""
Westwest
Germansgerman
outout
..
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byby
aa
demonstrationdemonstration
ofof
50005000
jeeringjeering
westernerswesterner
atat
thethe
Brandenburgbrandenburg
Gategate
,,
andand
byby
Mrmr
Williwilli
Brandtbrandt
,,
thethe
thenthen
Mayormayor
ofof
Westwest
Berlinberlin
whowho
referredrefer
toto
""
thethe
vacantvacant
eyeseye
ofof
uniformeduniformed
compatriotscompatriot
doingdo
theirtheir
dutyduty
onon
thethe
otherother
sideside
""
,,
thethe
soldierssoldier
completedcomplete
thethe
firstfirst
barrierbarrier
inin
onlyonly
aa
fewfew
hourshour
..
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werebe
seensee
jumpingjumping
fromfrom
thethe
windowswindow
ofof
thethe
buildingsbuilding
stragglingstraggle
thethe
Frenchfrench
andand
Sovietsoviet
sectorssector
ofof
thethe
citycity
beforebefore
theythey
couldcould
bebe
brickedbrick
upup
..
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,,
Mrmr
Peterpeter
Fechterfechter
,,
agedaged
1818
,,
thethe
firstfirst
ofof
nearlynearly
200200
Easteast
Germansgerman
killedkill
inin
thethe
lastlast
2828
yearsyear
whilewhile
tryingtry
toto
escapeescape
,,
wasbe
shotshoot
asas
hehe
climbedclimb
overover
thethe
Wallwall
nearnear
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Charliecharlie
..
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Silviosilvio
Santos'ssantos
latelate
entryentry
intointo
thethe
racerace
,,
hopinghope
toto
bankbank
onon
hishis
hugehuge
popularitypopularity
amongamong
thethe
poorpoor
,,
wasbe
solemnlysolemnly
consideredconsider
byby
thethe
toga-cladtoga-clad
judgesjudge
inin
aa
courtroomcourtroom
dramadrama
followedfollow
byby
mostmost
Braziliansbrazilian
..
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judgesjudge
decideddecide
7-07-0
againstagainst
Mrmr
Santossantos
onon
thethe
groundsground
thatthat
thethe
partyparty
hehe
hadhave
joinedjoin
atat
thethe
lastlast
minuteminute
in order
inin
orderorder
toto
standstand
,,
thethe
little-knownlittle-known
Brazilianbrazilian
Municipalistmunicipalist
Partyparty
whichwhich
wasbe
foundedfound
byby
Pentecostalpentecostal
preacherspreacher
,,
hadhave
failedfail
toto
registerregister
inin
timetime
..
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eliminationelimination
ofof
Mrmr
Santossantos
,,
whowho
hadhave
thethe
supportsupport
ofof
Presidentpresident
Josejose
Sarneysarney
hashave
reducedreduce
thethe
Novembernovember
1414
pollpoll
toto
aa
contestcontest
betweenbetween
thethe
Workers'worker
Partyparty
candidatecandidate
,,
Mrmr
Luisluis
Inacioinacio
dada
Silvasilva
,,
andand
Mrmr
Leonelleonel
Brizolabrizola
ofof
thethe
Democraticdemocratic
Labourlabour
Partyparty
forfor
aa
placeplace
inin
thethe
secondsecond
roundround
..
BERLINberlin
wasbe
aa
citycity
ofof
tearstear
andand
champagnechampagne
yesterdayyesterday
,,
ofof
joyjoy
andand
ofof
sadnesssadness
..
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stormedstorm
acrossacross
inin
jubilationjubilation
,,
othersother
inin
aa
moodmood
closerclose
toto
melancholymelancholy
..
Asas
nightnight
fellfall
onon
Easteast
Berlinberlin
yesterdayyesterday
,,
thethe
packedpacked
rowrow
ofof
peoplepeople
squattingsquat
on top of
onon
toptop
ofof
thethe
Wallwall
inin
thethe
Westwest
wasbe
growinggrow
biggerbig
byby
thethe
hourhour
..
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thethe
currentcurrent
,,
probablyprobably
mistakenmistaken
assumptionassumption
thatthat
reunificationreunification
isbe
onlyonly
aa
mattermatter
ofof
weeksweek
oror
monthsmonth
awayaway
itit
isbe
oftenoften
forgottenforget
thatthat
aa
unitedunited
Germanygermany
asas
suchsuch
existedexist
forfor
onlyonly
aroundaround
7575
yearsyear
,,
betweenbetween
18701870
andand
19451945
,,
fromfrom
Bismarck'sbismarck
ascendancyascendancy
toto
Hitler'shitler
descentdescent
intointo
suicidesuicide
andand
defeatdefeat
..
Twotwo
yearsyear
agoago
,,
Mrmr
Ericherich
Honeckerhonecker
,,
whowho
succeededsucceed
Walterwalter
Ulbrichtulbricht
asas
Easteast
Germangerman
leaderleader
inin
19711971
,,
thoughtthink
hehe
hadhave
crownedcrown
thethe
post-warpost-war
settlementsettlement
andand
divisiondivision
ofof
Germanygermany
withwith
thethe
firstfirst
officialofficial
visitvisit
toto
thethe
Federalfederal
Republicrepublic
..
Westwest
Germangerman
Chancellorchancellor
Helmuthelmut
Kohlkohl
brokebreak
offoff
hishis
visitvisit
toto
Polandpoland
onon
Fridayfriday
andand
flewfly
homehome
toto
dealdeal
withwith
aa
dramaticdramatic
politicalpolitical
situationsituation
afterafter
Easteast
Germanygermany
openedopen
itsits
bordersborder
toto
thethe
Westwest
..
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thisthis
sparedspare
thethe
Bushbush
Administrationadministration
fromfrom
thethe
perilsperil
ofof
thinkingthinking
forfor
itselfitself
,,
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heavenheaven
forbidforbid
,,
takingtake
aa
policypolicy
decisiondecision
forfor
whichwhich
itit
mightmight
getget
criticisedcriticise
,,
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naivelynaively
ignoredignore
thethe
dangerdanger
thatthat
Bonnbonn
mightmight
havehave
aa
largelarge
axeaxe
ofof
itsits
ownown
toto
grindgrind
..
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Pentagonpentagon
andand
thethe
Nationalnational
Securitysecurity
Councilcouncil
arebe
openlyopenly
scepticalsceptical
ofof
Mrmr
Gorbachev'sgorbachev
chanceschance
,,
andand
ofof
hishis
ambitionsambition
,,
whilewhile
thethe
Secretarysecretary
ofof
Statestate
,,
Mrmr
Jimjim
Bakerbaker
,,
andand
probablyprobably
Mrmr
Bushbush
,,
believebelieve
thatthat
therethere
arebe
trustworthytrustworthy
dealsdeal
toto
bebe
donedo
..
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..
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toto
thatthat
argumentsargument
overover
whichwhich
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benefitsbenefit
mostmuch
fromfrom
conventionalconventional
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,,
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thesethese
arebe
agreedagree
inin
Viennavienna
inin
thethe
coursecourse
ofof
19901990
,,
andand
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willwill
findfind
ourselvesourselves
havinghave
toto
bargainbargain
overover
mostmost
ofof
thethe
centralcentral
issuesissue
ofof
foreignforeign
policypolicy
andand
publicpublic
expenditureexpenditure
withwith
ourour
Westwest
Europeaneuropean
partnerspartner
withinwithin
thethe
samesame
politicalpolitical
andand
institutionalinstitutional
frameworkframework
..
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logiclogic
ofof
aa
tightertight
Europeaneuropean
Communitycommunity
,,
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aa
moremuch
explicitexplicit
securitysecurity
dimensiondimension
,,
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largerlarge
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,,
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aa
hugehuge
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complicatedcomplicated
foreignforeign
policypolicy
agendaagenda
,,
clashesclash
withwith
thethe
insistentinsistent
pressurespressure
fromfrom
othersother
toto
joinjoin
..
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politicianspolitician
whowho
havehave
spentspend
theirtheir
liveslife
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withinwithin
thethe
seeminglyseemingly
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ofof
thethe
Coldcold
Warwar
camecome
aa
soberingsobering
recognitionrecognition
ofof
thethe
speedspeed
andand
scalescale
ofof
eventsevent
,,
whichwhich
eveneven
promptedprompt
Mrsmrs
Thatcherthatcher
toto
stressstress
thatthat
talktalk
ofof
aa
reunitedreunited
Germanygermany
wasbe
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goinggo
muchmuch
tootoo
fastfast
..
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thethe
Primeprime
Ministerminister
immediatelyimmediately
offeredoffer
thethe
useuse
ofof
Britishbritish
militarymilitary
campscamp
inin
Westwest
Germanygermany
toto
helphelp
copecope
withwith
thethe
currentcurrent
surgesurge
ofof
refugeesrefugee
,,
herher
Foreignforeign
Secretarysecretary
,,
Mrmr
Douglasdouglas
Hurdhurd
,,
promisedpromise
Easteast
Germanygermany
thethe
kindkind
ofof
practicalpractical
helphelp
inin
creatingcreate
aa
moremuch
market-orientatedmarket-orientated
economyeconomy
whichwhich
Britainbritain
hashave
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ââ
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""
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overover
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yearsyear
andand
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toto
givegive
toto
ex-Communistex-communist
Hungaryhungary
..
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Chamorrochamorro
declineddecline
toto
givegive
interviewsinterview
whilewhile
inin
Washingtonwashington
butbut
inin
ana
articlearticle
publishedpublish
thisthis
weekweek
,,
sheshe
wrotewrite
::
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yearsyear
ofof
livingliving
dangerouslydangerously
hashave
broughtbring
civilcivil
warwar
,,
ana
exodusexodus
ofof
aa
fifthfifth
ofof
ourour
countrymencountryman
,,
ana
annualannual
inflationinflation
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per cent
perper
centcent
,,
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per cent
perper
centcent
unemploymentunemployment
andand
forfor
thethe
firstfirst
timetime
inin
ourour
historyhistory
,,
massmass
hungerhunger
..
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measuremeasure
thethe
paralysingparalysing
effecteffect
ofof
suchsuch
aa
prospectprospect
onon
militarymilitary
plannersplanner
,,
oneone
hashave
onlyonly
toto
visualisevisualise
thethe
Britishbritish
andand
Americanamerican
tanktank
divisionsdivision
manoeuvringmanoeuvre
alongalong
thethe
innerinner
Germangerman
borderborder
,,
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whosewhose
invasioninvasion
theythey
arebe
supposedlysupposedly
repellingrepel
streamstream
pastpast
westwardswestwards
inin
theirtheir
overloadedoverloaded
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andand
Brabantsbrabants
..
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eruptserupt
onon
Basquebasque
funeralfuneral
dayday
..
PROTESTERSprotester
setset
firefire
toto
banksbank
andand
officesoffice
ofof
thethe
rulingruling
Socialistsocialist
Partyparty
yesterdayyesterday
asas
Basquesbasque
mournedmourn
thethe
assassinationassassination
ofof
oneone
ofof
theirtheir
leadersleader
..
at least
Atat
leastleast
ninenine
policepolice
werebe
hurthurt
andand
aboutabout
1010
peoplepeople
detaineddetain
inin
clashesclash
betweenbetween
securitysecurity
forcesforce
,,
demonstratorsdemonstrator
andand
strikestrike
picketspicket
inin
thethe
Basquebasque
regionregion
andand
thethe
neighbouringneighbouring
Navarrenavarre
provinceprovince
,,
locallocal
governmentgovernment
officialsofficial
saidsay
..
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ofof
thousandsthousands
ofof
mournersmourner
accompaniedaccompany
thethe
coffincoffin
ofof
Mrmr
Josujosu
Muguruzamuguruza
inin
aa
funeralfuneral
processionprocession
throughthrough
thethe
centrecentre
ofof
Bilbaobilbao
,,
chantingchant
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andand
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longlong
livelive
ETAeta
""
..
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Muguruzamuguruza
wasbe
shotshoot
deaddead
byby
maskedmasked
gunmengunman
asas
hehe
dineddine
withwith
colleaguescolleague
fromfrom
Herriherri
Batasunabatasuna
((
People'speople
Unityunity
))
atat
aa
hotelhotel
inin
Madridmadrid
onon
Mondaymonday
nightnight
..
HeNO_LEMMA_FORM_IDENTIFIED
hadhave
beenbe
electedelect
lastlast
monthmonth
toto
thethe
Spanishspanish
Parliamentparliament
andand
wasbe
murderedmurder
thethe
nightnight
beforebefore
hehe
wasbe
toto
taketake
hishis
seatseat
..
Mrmr
Inakiinaki
Esnaolaesnaola
,,
anotheranother
ofof
Herriherri
Batasuna'sbatasuna
fourfour
deputies-electdeputy-elect
,,
wasbe
seriouslyseriously
woundedwound
inin
thethe
attackattack
..
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saidsay
yesterdayyesterday
hishis
conditioncondition
hadhave
improvedimprove
significantlysignificantly
,,
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thatthat
itit
wasbe
stillstill
seriousserious
..
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hurledhurl
petrolpetrol
bombsbomb
atat
severalseveral
banksbank
,,
setset
alightalight
twotwo
officesoffice
ofof
thethe
Socialistsocialist
Workersworker
Partyparty
((
PSOEpsoe
))
inin
Eibareibar
andand
Lezolezo
andand
ransackedransack
thethe
headquartersheadquarters
ofof
aa
moderatemoderate
Basquebasque
nationalistnationalist
partyparty
..
more than
Moremore
thanthan
100100
carscar
forfor
exportexport
atat
thethe
portport
ofof
Pasajespasajes
werebe
stonedstone
..
Barricadesbarricade
andand
bombbomb
threatsthreat
paralysedparalyse
publicpublic
transporttransport
inin
thethe
Basquebasque
regionregion
..
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shopsshop
heededheed
Herriherri
Batasuna'sbatasuna
callcall
forfor
aa
24-hour24-hour
strikestrike
..
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Batasunabatasuna
hashave
calledcall
thethe
killingkill
aa
statestate
crimecrime
andand
blamedblame
thethe
Socialistsocialist
governmentgovernment
..
Ceausescuceausescu
inin
callcall
forfor
Hitlerhitler
treatiestreaty
toto
bebe
annulledannul
..
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Ianian
Traynortraynor
inin
Viennavienna
ASas
thethe
ideologicalideological
gulfgulf
betweenbetween
Moscowmoscow
andand
Bucharestbucharest
yawnsyawn
everever
widerwide
,,
thethe
Romanianromanian
leaderleader
,,
Presidentpresident
Nicolaenicolae
Ceausescuceausescu
,,
hashave
raisedraise
thethe
potentiallypotentially
explosiveexplosive
issueissue
ofof
formerformer
Romanianromanian
territoriesterritory
annexedannex
byby
thethe
Kremlinkremlin
duringduring
thethe
secondsecond
worldworld
warwar
..
Inin
aa
speechspeech
toto
thethe
Romanianromanian
Communistcommunist
Partyparty
Congresscongress
earlierearlier
thisthis
weekweek
,,
hehe
attackedattack
thethe
Stalin-Hitlerstalin-hitler
pactpact
ofof
19391939
thatthat
carvedcarve
upup
Polandpoland
andand
thethe
Balticbaltic
statesstate
betweenbetween
themthem
,,
butbut
alsoalso
cededcede
Bessarabiabessarabia
ââ
thenthen
partpart
ofof
Romaniaromania
andand
nownow
thethe
Sovietsoviet
Republicrepublic
ofof
Moldaviamoldavia
ââ
toto
Moscowmoscow
..
Mrmr
Ceausescuceausescu
demandeddemand
thatthat
""
allall
treatiestreaty
withwith
Hitler'shitler
Germanygermany
bebe
annulledannul
""
andand
""
practicalpractical
stepsstep
takentake
toto
reversereverse
thethe
consequencesconsequence
ofof
thosethose
treatiestreaty
..
""
Presidentpresident
Ceausescuceausescu
hashave
generallygenerally
keptkeep
quietquiet
onon
thethe
Moldavianmoldavian
issueissue
,,
whilewhile
routinelyroutinely
stressingstress
Romanianromanian
nationalnational
sovereigntysovereignty
andand
independenceindependence
..
Butbut
Romania'sromania
officialofficial
presspress
hashave
reportedreport
extensivelyextensively
onon
thethe
ethnicethnic
unrestunrest
acrossacross
thethe
borderborder
,,
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,,
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forfor
exampleexample
,,
failingfail
toto
reportreport
onon
thethe
radicalradical
reformreform
andand
streetstreet
demonstrationsdemonstration
takingtake
placeplace
inin
otherother
Warsawwarsaw
Pactpact
countriescountry
..
Speakersspeaker
denounceddenounce
""
anti-Communistanti-communist
theoriestheory
thatthat
questionedquestion
thethe
legitimacylegitimacy
ofof
socialismsocialism
..
""
ANa
independentindependent
inquiryinquiry
yesterdayyesterday
backedback
upup
allegationsallegation
thatthat
aa
Southsouth
Africanafrican
policepolice
""
deathdeath
squadsquad
""
hadhave
killedkill
anti-apartheidanti-apartheid
activistsactivist
..
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upup
onon
thethe
initiativeinitiative
ofof
thethe
secretary-generalsecretary-general
ofof
thethe
Southsouth
Africanafrican
Councilcouncil
ofof
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,,
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Frankfrank
Chikanechikane
,,
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Inquiryinquiry
intointo
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hashave
investigatedinvestigate
fivefive
episodesepisode
inin
whichwhich
thethe
""
deathdeath
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""
wasbe
involvedinvolve
..
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foundfind
""
significantsignificant
corroborationcorroboration
""
ofof
thethe
chargescharge
mademake
byby
thethe
ex-policemanex-policeman
,,
Almondalmond
Nofomelanofomela
..
Mrsmrs
Thatcherthatcher
willwill
havehave
toto
bebe
satisfiedsatisfied
withwith
thethe
assurancesassurance
sheshe
willwill
receivereceive
fromfrom
Mrmr
Bushbush
,,
whowho
willwill
telltell
herher
thatthat
,,
sincesince
defencedefence
cutscut
arebe
politicallypolitically
inevitableinevitable
,,
itit
isbe
farfar
bettergood
forfor
modestmodest
andand
plannedplanned
reductionsreduction
toto
bebe
proposedpropose
byby
hishis
cabinetcabinet
andand
thethe
Pentagonpentagon
thanthan
forfor
swingeingswingeing
cutscut
toto
bebe
imposedimpose
byby
thethe
USus
Congresscongress
,,
whichwhich
isbe
alreadyalready
chafingchafe
atat
thethe
thoughtthought
ofof
thethe
USus
budgetbudget
deficitdeficit
beingbe
deepeneddeepen
toto
paypay
forfor
thethe
defencedefence
ofof
thethe
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Europeanseuropean
..
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thisthis
Europeeurope
therethere
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inin
everyevery
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,,
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,,
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,,
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inin
everyevery
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,,
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onon
everyevery
bookshelfbookshelf
,,
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inin
everyevery
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,,
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,,
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inin
Londonlondon
..
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,,
thereforetherefore
,,
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inin
spitespite
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lastlast
night'snight
ominousominous
phrasesphrase
thatthat
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wouldwould
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""
chaoschaos
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""
,,
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thatthat
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isbe
moremuch
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bebe
aa
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thatthat
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breakingbreak
inin
toto
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stealsteal
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couldcould
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bebe
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byby
physicalphysical
forceforce
ââ
thanthan
aa
signsign
thatthat
thethe
militarymilitary
arebe
planningplan
aa
politicalpolitical
takeovertakeover
..
Onon
thethe
firstfirst
anniversaryanniversary
ofof
thatthat
invasioninvasion
,,
whenwhen
thousandsthousands
ofof
Czechoslovakczechoslovak
demonstratorsdemonstrator
werebe
disperseddisperse
onon
Mrmr
Husak'shusak
ordersorder
byby
thethe
policepolice
withwith
militarymilitary
supportsupport
,,
hehe
wasbe
awardedaward
thethe
Orderorder
ofof
Leninlenin
,,
thethe
highesthigh
honourhonour
thethe
Russiansrussian
couldcould
givegive
himhim
,,
andand
hishis
acceptanceacceptance
ofof
itit
sealedseal
hishis
fatefate
once and for all
onceonce
andand
forfor
allall
..
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twotwo
yearsyear
ofof
becomingbecome
partyparty
leaderleader
hehe
purgedpurge
allall
butbut
2626
ofof
thethe
centralcentral
committeecommittee
membersmember
whowho
hadhave
beenbe
inin
officeoffice
beforebefore
thethe
invasioninvasion
..
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farfar
asas
isbe
knownknow
,,
nobodynobody
elseelse
hashave
beenbe
arrestedarrest
oror
chargedcharge
in connection with
inin
connectionconnection
withwith
thethe
murdermurder
ofof
Mrmr
Mxengemxenge
..
Thethe
Statestate
Presidentpresident
,,
Mrmr
F.f.
W.w.
dede
Klerkklerk
,,
lastlast
weekweek
refusedrefuse
toto
orderorder
aa
judicialjudicial
commissioncommission
ofof
inquiryinquiry
intointo
thethe
death-squaddeath-squad
allegationsallegation
onon
thethe
groundground
thatthat
itit
wouldwould
bebe
fasterfast
toto
useuse
thethe
""
triedtried
andand
respectedrespected
prosecutionprosecution
mechanismsmechanism
ofof
thethe
statestate
""
..
Thethe
Romanianromanian
ambassadorambassador
inin
Londonlondon
,,
Mrmr
Stanstan
Soaresoare
,,
wasbe
summonedsummon
toto
thethe
Foreignforeign
Officeoffice
wherewhere
Mrmr
Williamwilliam
Waldegravewaldegrave
,,
thethe
Juniorjunior
Ministerminister
responsibleresponsible
forfor
Easterneastern
Europeeurope
,,
saidsay
""
thethe
rightright
thingthing
""
forfor
Romanianromanian
statestate
employeesemployee
,,
includinginclude
thosethose
workingwork
forfor
thethe
securitysecurity
servicesservice
,,
toto
dodo
wasbe
toto
representrepresent
""
thethe
truetrue
willwill
ofof
thethe
Romanianromanian
peoplepeople
""
andand
overthrowoverthrow
thethe
Ceausescuceausescu
Governmentgovernment
..
Mrmr
Frankfrank
Rubinorubino
,,
aa
Miamimiami
lawyerlawyer
,,
negotiatednegotiate
withwith
Mrmr
Michaelmichael
Kozakkozak
,,
thethe
Deputydeputy
Assistantassistant
Secretarysecretary
ofof
Statestate
forfor
Inter-Americaninter-american
Affairsaffair
,,
andand
withwith
Mrmr
Robertrobert
Mullermuller
,,
describeddescribe
asas
aa
seniorsenior
staffstaff
adviseradviser
inin
thethe
officeoffice
ofof
thethe
Attorney-Generalattorney-general
..
Afterafter
demandingdemand
thatthat
Gengen
Norieganoriega
simplysimply
stepstep
downdown
,,
thethe
USus
officialsofficial
thenthen
relaxedrelax
theirtheir
termsterm
andand
suggestedsuggest
hehe
relinquishrelinquish
positionsposition
ofof
powerpower
in return for
inin
returnreturn
forfor
aa
USus
promisepromise
notnot
toto
proceedproceed
withwith
attemptsattempt
toto
extraditeextradite
himhim
..
Robertrobert
Courtneycourtney
Edwinedwin
Robertsonrobertson
writeswrite
::
Wheneverwhenever
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telephonetelephone
inin
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andand
heardhear
thethe
anxiousanxious
voicevoice
atat
thethe
otherother
endend
sayingsay
""
Herehere
isbe
Hartvellhartvell
""
((
hehe
nevernever
quitequite
managedmanage
thatthat
Englishenglish
""
Ww
""
))
,,
Ii
knewknow
thatthat
eithereither
mymy
deadlinedeadline
forfor
ana
articlearticle
wasbe
passedpass
oror
hehe
hadhave
somesome
excitingexciting
newnew
bookbook
forfor
meme
toto
reviewreview
..
Tuesdaytuesday
ELISABETHelisabeth
WOKEwake
EARLYearly
;;
ITit
WASbe
STILLstill
DARKdark
ANDand
sheshe
couldcould
hearhear
thatthat
thethe
windwind
wasbe
upup
,,
threateningthreaten
thethe
airair
,,
poisedpoise
toto
burstburst
intointo
uncontrollableuncontrollable
ragerage
..
Sheshe
roserise
,,
pulledpull
herher
kimonokimono
overover
herher
shouldersshoulder
,,
andand
approachedapproach
thethe
windowwindow
..
Overover
aa
barelybarely
discerniblediscernible
greygrey
sheetsheet
ofof
waterwater
wasbe
thrownthrow
ana
equallyequally
greygrey
shroudshroud
ofof
skysky
,,
butbut
thethe
shroudshroud
wasbe
torntear
inin
placesplace
toto
revealreveal
streaksstreak
ofof
bloodblood
redred
andand
aquamarineaquamarine
blueblue
..
Elisabethelisabeth
openedopen
thethe
windowwindow
andand
steppedstep
outout
on to
onon
toto
thethe
balconybalcony
..
Sheshe
watchedwatch
asas
thethe
jaggedjagged
tearstear
inin
thethe
skysky
mendedmend
,,
cobblingcobble
themselvesthemselves
togethertogether
inin
aa
uniformuniform
greygrey
..
Dropsdrop
ofof
heavyheavy
rainrain
peltedpelt
thethe
balconybalcony
withwith
silversilver
stonesstone
..
Thethe
sorrowsorrow
ofof
thethe
skysky
wasbe
dissolvingdissolve
;;
underunder
itit
thethe
relentlessrelentless
heavingheaving
ofof
thethe
compassionlesscompassionless
waterswater
mockedmock
thethe
sky'ssky
concernconcern
..
Andand
thenthen
thethe
skysky
itselfitself
ragedrage
..
Aa
sheetsheet
ofof
lightninglightning
flashedflash
acrossacross
thethe
waterswater
,,
toto
bebe
followedfollow
,,
secondssecond
laterlate
,,
byby
aa
rollroll
ofof
thunderthunder
..
Thethe
greygrey
oceanocean
seethedseethe
..
Aboveabove
andand
beneathbeneath
ana
endlessendless
expanseexpanse
ofof
heavyheavy
,,
undulatingundulating
dangerdanger
wasbe
letlet
looseloose
..
""
Thatthat
poorpoor
deardear
womanwoman
!!
""
Frufru
Gertlingergertlinger
,,
Bertha'sbertha
mothermother
,,
wasbe
onon
thethe
vergeverge
ofof
tearstear
..
""
Andand
sheshe
doesdo
n'tnot
comecome
fromfrom
aa
fishingfishing
familyfamily
herselfherself
..
Herher
folkfolk
farmedfarm
..
Sheshe
'shave
gotget
fourfour
littlelittle
onesone
..
""
Certaincertain
thatthat
nonenone
ofof
thethe
menman
onon
thethe
Flounderflounder
wouldwould
havehave
survivedsurvive
,,
sheshe
namedname
eacheach
ofof
themthem
..
Sheshe
knewknow
themthem
allall
;;
sheshe
wasbe
devastateddevastate
forfor
themthem
andand
theirtheir
familiesfamily
,,
whowho
wouldwould
bebe
leftleave
husbandlesshusbandless
andand
fatherlessfatherless
..
Butbut
itit
wasbe
overover
thethe
husbandhusband
ofof
herher
closestclose
friendfriend
thatthat
sheshe
grievedgrieve
mostmuch
deeplydeeply
..
""
Ii
hatehate
thethe
seasea
!!
Eveneven
beforebefore
itit
tooktake
Peterpeter
fromfrom
meme
,,
Ii
hatedhate
thethe
seasea
..
Itit
isbe
insatiableinsatiable
..
""
Guestsguest
ateeat
breakfastbreakfast
inin
silencesilence
asas
thethe
rainrain
pouredpour
monotonouslymonotonously
out of
outout
ofof
thethe
greygrey
skysky
andand
thuddedthud
onon
thethe
roofroof
,,
thethe
balconiesbalcony
andand
thethe
terraceterrace
..
Theythey
werebe
resentfulresentful
..
Rainrain
onon
holidayholiday
ââ
soso
muchmuch
wetterwet
,,
somehowsomehow
,,
thanthan
rainrain
atat
otherother
timestime
..
Whatwhat
wasbe
therethere
toto
dodo
onon
Mønmøn
inin
thethe
rainrain
??
Plansplan
onceonce
agreedagree
couldcould
bebe
unmadeunmake
,,
atat
aa
practicalpractical
levellevel
,,
butbut
somehowsomehow
,,
andand
onon
somesome
otherother
levellevel
,,
whatwhat
hadhave
beenbe
plannedplan
remainedremain
aa
possibilitypossibility
andand
hunghang
aroundaround
toto
haunthaunt
themthem
..
Whatwhat
theythey
hadhave
wantedwant
wasbe
toto
havehave
gonego
onon
aa
fishingfishing
expeditionexpedition
..
Suchsuch
aa
delightfuldelightful
prospectprospect
!!
Andand
nownow
thisthis
hadhave
happenedhappen
!!
Itit
mightmight
blightblight
thethe
wholewhole
ofof
theirtheir
staystay
..
â¦â¦
""
Ii
'mbe
suresure
ofof
oneone
thingthing
,,
""
Frufru
Møllermøller
saidsay
darklydarkly
,,
toto
no one
nono
oneone
in particular
inin
particularparticular
,,
asas
sheshe
leftleave
thethe
Hallhall
toto
collectcollect
raspberryraspberry
jamjam
fromfrom
thethe
kitchenkitchen
forfor
aa
guestguest
allergicallergic
toto
strawberriesstrawberry
,,
""
thethe
rainrain
wowill
n'tnot
deflectdeflect
Missmiss
Danzigerdanziger
fromfrom
herher
purposepurpose
..
""
Fromfrom
behindbehind
thethe
doordoor
thatthat
swungswing
closedclosed
againstagainst
herher
backback
,,
thethe
guestsguest
heardhear
Frufru
Møllermøller
telltell
Frufru
Gertlingergertlinger
toto
putput
moremore
coffeecoffee
on to
onon
toto
brewbrew
::
""
Theythey
'llwill
bebe
sittingsit
aboutabout
allall
morningmorning
inin
weatherweather
likelike
thisthis
!!
""
""
Missmiss
Danzigerdanziger
likeslike
toto
keepkeep
toto
aa
routineroutine
,,
whateverwhatever
thethe
obstaclesobstacle
,,
dodo
n'tnot
youyou
,,
Missmiss
Danzigerdanziger
??
""
Frufru
Møllermøller
continuedcontinue
,,
asas
sheshe
re-enteredre-enter
thethe
Hallhall
..
""
Andand
sheshe
likeslike
thethe
househouse
toto
staystay
justjust
thethe
samesame
,,
""
sheshe
remarkedremark
toto
Frufru
Gertlingergertlinger
,,
asas
sheshe
sweptsweep
backback
throughthrough
thethe
green-baizegreen-baize
doordoor
forfor
yetyet
moremore
toasttoast
,,
""
soso
sheshe
'sbe
notnot
goinggo
toto
objectobject
toto
thethe
blueblue
roomroom
beingbe
returnedreturn
toto
itsits
formerformer
colourscolour
..
Diddo
Ii
mentionmention
,,
Ii
discovereddiscover
aa
dozendozen
rollsroll
ofof
thethe
originaloriginal
wallpaperwallpaper
inin
aa
tintin
trunktrunk
inin
thethe
atticattic
??
Ii
thinkthink
itit
'sbe
goinggo
toto
bebe
usableusable
;;
itit
doesdo
n'tnot
seemseem
toto
havehave
drieddry
outout
..
""
Backback
andand
forthforth
Frufru
Møllermøller
passedpass
fromfrom
thethe
Hallhall
toto
thethe
kitchenkitchen
,,
replenishingreplenish
thethe
bread-basketsbread-basket
,,
thethe
toast-rackstoast-rack
,,
thethe
milkmilk
jugsjug
andand
creamcream
potspot
,,
enquiringenquire
,,
""
Fräuleinfräulein
Baumbaum
,,
maymay
Ii
offeroffer
youyou
aa
soft-boiledsoft-boiled
eggegg
??
""
""
Thatthat
wouldwould
bebe
nicenice
,,
Frufru
Møllermøller
..
Andand
d'do
youyou
knowknow
whatwhat
??
Ii
thinkthink
Ii
couldcould
managemanage
twotwo
!!
""
""
Doesdo
itit
alwaysalways
rainrain
onon
Mønmøn
inin
Augustaugust
??
""
Frufru
Hulsbyhulsby
tentativelytentatively
enquiredenquire
..
Frufru
Møllermøller
,,
loyalloyal
toto
herher
countrycountry
in general
inin
generalgeneral
andand
herher
cornercorner
ofof
itit
particularlyparticularly
,,
assuredassure
thethe
newcomernewcomer
thatthat
inin
livingliving
memorymemory
itit
hadhave
hardlyhardly
everever
donedo
soso
..
""
Thisthis
isbe
mostmuch
unusualunusual
!!
""
""
Boo-Booboo-boo
!!
Listenlisten
toto
meme
,,
Boo-Booboo-boo
!!
""
Thethe
Colonelcolonel
emergedemerge
fromfrom
behindbehind
hishis
newspapernewspaper
toto
allowallow
hishis
wifewife
aa
viewview
ofof
hishis
expressionlessexpressionless
faceface
..
Herher
plaintiveplaintive
whisperwhisper
hadhave
projectedproject
itselfitself
rightright
roundround
thethe
Hallhall
,,
butbut
thisthis
hadhave
notnot
putput
paidpay
toto
herher
determinationdetermination
toto
securesecure
hishis
attentionattention
..
""
Frufru
Møllermøller
justjust
toldtell
thatthat
ladylady
thatthat
itit
nevernever
rainsrain
herehere
inin
Augustaugust
,,
butbut
thethe
dollsdoll
saysay
itit
oftenoften
doesdo
andand
theythey
packedpack
theirtheir
mackintoshesmackintosh
!!
""
Whenwhen
thethe
Tuscantuscan
Villavilla
andand
Thethe
Tamariskstamarisk
camecome
toto
thethe
noticenotice
ofof
thethe
Touristtourist
Boardboard
andand
beforebefore
eithereither
wasbe
convertedconvert
intointo
aa
guest-houseguest-house
,,
thethe
roadroad
thatthat
servedserve
Thethe
Tamariskstamarisk
andand
thenthen
swungswing
inlandinland
,,
downhilldownhill
,,
toto
thethe
rearrear
ofof
thethe
Tuscantuscan
Villavilla
,,
wasbe
extendedextend
..
Itit
wasbe
impossibleimpossible
toto
extendextend
itit
toto
thethe
frontfront
ofof
thethe
Villavilla
withoutwithout
blastingblast
thethe
cliffscliff
andand
destroyingdestroy
exquisiteexquisite
countrycountry
,,
butbut
quitequite
possiblepossible
toto
reachreach
thethe
gatesgate
atat
thethe
rearrear
ofof
thethe
parkpark
..
Butbut
itit
wasbe
notnot
thethe
newnew
roadroad
thatthat
Missmiss
Danzigerdanziger
tooktake
inin
thethe
rainrain
thatthat
morningmorning
..
Sheshe
followedfollow
thethe
oldold
routeroute
,,
throughthrough
thethe
walledwalled
gardengarden
atat
Thethe
Tamariskstamarisk
toto
thethe
pathpath
thatthat
curledcurl
downdown
thethe
cliffscliff
toto
thethe
five-acrefive-acre
plateauplateau
onon
whichwhich
thethe
Villavilla
stoodstand
atat
thethe
centrecentre
ofof
ana
arboretumarboretum
..
Somesome
ofof
thethe
rarerare
treestree
plantedplant
byby
thethe
originaloriginal
ownerowner
ofof
thethe
Tuscantuscan
Villavilla
hadhave
beenbe
replacedreplace
..
Mostmost
,,
howeverhowever
,,
hadhave
reachedreach
andand
eveneven
overshotovershoot
theirtheir
maturitymaturity
;;
theythey
hadhave
becomebecome
thethe
elderold
statesmenstatesman
ofof
theirtheir
breedsbreed
::
exceptionalexceptional
,,
memorablememorable
examplesexample
ofof
thethe
extremesextreme
naturenature
isbe
capablecapable
ofof
attainingattain
..
Herehere
,,
treestree
brokebreak
allall
recordsrecord
forfor
theirtheir
heightheight
,,
thethe
widthwidth
ofof
theirtheir
branchbranch
spanspan
andand
thethe
luxuriousnessluxuriousness
ofof
theirtheir
foliagefoliage
..
Despitedespite
thethe
proximityproximity
ofof
thethe
seasea
andand
thethe
meanmean
windwind
thatthat
gatheredgather
andand
spreadspread
saltsalt
,,
thisthis
communitycommunity
ofof
treestree
wasbe
renownedrenowned
forfor
itsits
healthhealth
..
Botanistsbotanist
suggestedsuggest
thatthat
byby
somesome
felicitousfelicitous
intuitionintuition
thethe
Italianitalian
planterplanter
hadhave
chosenchoose
specimensspecimen
withwith
propertiesproperty
thatthat
facilitatedfacilitate
each other
eacheach
other'sother
growthgrowth
..
Mønmøn
wasbe
filledfill
withwith
suchsuch
examplesexample
ofof
co-operationco-operation
,,
theythey
saidsay
..
Thethe
arboretumarboretum
wasbe
knownknow
simplysimply
asas
thethe
Parkpark
,,
andand
wasbe
openopen
toto
thethe
publicpublic
..
Howeverhowever
,,
thethe
publicpublic
onon
Mønmøn
wasbe
aa
smallsmall
oneone
andand
thethe
parkpark
wasbe
visitedvisit
primarilyprimarily
byby
publicpublic
servantsservant
fromfrom
otherother
partspart
ofof
Denmarkdenmark
,,
whosewhose
jobjob
itit
wasbe
toto
plantplant
outout
publicpublic
placesplace
ââ
andand
alsoalso
byby
visitorsvisitor
toto
thethe
Villavilla
andand
Thethe
Tamariskstamarisk
..
Inin
thethe
rainrain
,,
Elisabethelisabeth
wasbe
alonealone
ââ
apart from
apartapart
fromfrom
thethe
sheepsheep
lentlend
toto
cropcrop
thethe
grassgrass
..
Sheshe
wasbe
filledfill
withwith
ana
overwhelmingoverwhelming
sensesense
ofof
lossloss
asas
sheshe
wanderedwander
fromfrom
treetree
toto
treetree
,,
recognisingrecognise
manymany
,,
feelingfeel
herselfherself
accusedaccuse
::
sheshe
hadhave
overstayedoverstay
herher
welcomewelcome
inin
thethe
worldworld
..
Lifelife
conductedconduct
itselfitself
independentlyindependently
ofof
herher
..
Thethe
scentsscent
fromfrom
thethe
soddensodden
earthearth
filledfill
herher
withwith
ana
intolerableintolerable
weightweight
ofof
memorymemory
;;
notnot
thatthat
ofof
individualindividual
occasionsoccasion
butbut
ofof
thethe
entireentire
pastpast
..
Sheshe
approachedapproach
thethe
catalpacatalpa
treetree
..
Thethe
expandedexpanded
Ee
andand
Dd
wouldwould
havehave
beenbe
invisibleinvisible
toto
anyoneanyone
notnot
expectingexpect
toto
findfind
themthem
..
Asas
sheshe
drewdraw
herher
fingerfinger
alongalong
thethe
initialsinitial
,,
herher
stomachstomach
clenchedclench
andand
herher
eyeseye
mistedmist
..
Sheshe
beatbeat
onon
thethe
treetree
withwith
herher
fistsfist
,,
sheshe
threwthrow
herher
armsarm
asas
farfar
roundround
thethe
treetree
asas
theythey
wouldwould
reachreach
andand
thenthen
,,
despitedespite
thethe
relentlessrelentless
rainrain
,,
thethe
saturatedsaturated
groundground
andand
thethe
penetratingpenetrating
coldcold
,,
sheshe
fellfall
onon
herher
kneesknee
atat
itsits
footfoot
,,
unableunable
toto
mustermuster
thethe
willwill
toto
walkwalk
onon
..
Itit
wasbe
ana
oldold
eweewe
,,
treadingtread
onon
thethe
skirtskirt
ofof
herher
raincoatraincoat
,,
thatthat
rousedrouse
Elisabethelisabeth
..
Slowlyslowly
sheshe
draggeddrag
herselfherself
alongalong
oneone
ofof
thethe
pathspath
thatthat
ledlead
toto
thethe
househouse
..
Butbut
sheshe
diddo
notnot
approachapproach
thethe
househouse
..
Sheshe
shelteredshelter
inin
aa
summer-housesummer-house
twentytwenty
metresmetre
fromfrom
thethe
windowswindow
ofof
thethe
musicmusic
roomroom
..
Thethe
moistmoist
silencesilence
wasbe
beingbe
brokenbreak
byby
birdsongbirdsong
;;
itit
wasbe
aa
hectichectic
chatteringchattering
,,
insistentinsistent
,,
likelike
thethe
rainrain
..
no one
Nono
oneone
wasbe
aboutabout
..
Thethe
windowswindow
ofof
thethe
Villavilla
werebe
firmlyfirmly
shutshut
..
Gardengarden
furniturefurniture
hadhave
beenbe
neatlyneatly
stackedstack
underunder
thethe
colonnadecolonnade
..
Elisabethelisabeth
wasbe
torntear
betweenbetween
retreatingretreat
at once
atat
onceonce
,,
followingfollow
thethe
pathpath
backback
thethe
wayway
sheshe
hadhave
comecome
,,
oror
continuingcontinue
asas
farfar
asas
thethe
colonnadecolonnade
toto
looklook
throughthrough
thethe
windowswindow
intointo
thethe
musicmusic
roomroom
..
Herher
indecisionindecision
mademake
herher
sweatsweat
;;
herher
armpitsarmpit
feltfeel
clammyclammy
underunder
herher
raincoatraincoat
andand
thethe
palmspalm
ofof
herher
handshand
werebe
moistmoist
..
Whywhy
shouldshould
sheshe
feelfeel
likelike
thisthis
::
as if
asas
ifif
sheshe
werebe
engagedengage
inin
somethingsomething
illegalillegal
??
Thisthis
wasbe
aa
publicpublic
parkpark
..
Nownow
..
Sheshe
wasbe
entitledentitled
toto
bebe
herehere
..
Nono
noticenotice
suggestedsuggest
thatthat
visitorsvisitor
werebe
trespasserstrespasser
..
Yetyet
,,
sheshe
feltfeel
,,
itit
wasbe
notnot
donedo
toto
peerpeer
..
Howhow
,,
sheshe
wonderedwonder
,,
mightmight
sheshe
looklook
inin
withoutwithout
seemingseem
nosynosy
??
Andand
whatwhat
wasbe
itit
sheshe
wantedwant
toto
seesee
,,
preciselyprecisely
??
Unableunable
toto
answeranswer
herher
ownown
questionsquestion
,,
sheshe
turnedturn
backback
withoutwithout
approachingapproach
thethe
Villavilla
..
Itit
wasbe
stillstill
therethere
!!
Thatthat
wasbe
whatwhat
matteredmatter
..
Andand
thethe
Parkpark
wasbe
beingbe
beautifullybeautifully
maintainedmaintain
;;
thethe
treestree
werebe
notnot
beingbe
needlesslyneedlessly
felledfell
;;
thethe
formalformal
gardengarden
thatthat
girdledgirdle
thethe
househouse
retainedretain
allall
itsits
statuarystatuary
..
â¦â¦
Itit
wasbe
middaymidday
byby
thethe
timetime
Missmiss
Danzigerdanziger
walkedwalk
throughthrough
thethe
entranceentrance
ofof
Thethe
Tamariskstamarisk
..
Thethe
rainrain
hadhave
stoppedstop
..
Sheshe
wouldwould
changechange
out of
outout
ofof
herher
wetwet
clothesclothes
beforebefore
goinggo
intointo
Gullshavengullshaven
toto
thethe
museummuseum
,,
sheshe
decideddecide
..
""
Svendsvend
Larsenlarsen
rangring
!!
Itit
cacan
n'tnot
bebe
more than
moremore
thanthan
threethree
minutesminute
agoago
..
Hehe
wasbe
wantingwant
toto
knowknow
whetherwhether
hehe
couldcould
expectexpect
youyou
forfor
lunchlunch
..
""
Frufru
Møllermøller
wasbe
atat
herher
deskdesk
,,
""
onon
thethe
bridgebridge
""
,,
asas
sheshe
expressedexpress
itit
..
""
Hehe
knowsknow
Ii
alwaysalways
visitvisit
thethe
museummuseum
onon
Tuesdaytuesday
..
""
""
Wellwell
,,
Missmiss
Danzigerdanziger
,,
youyou
mustmust
allowallow
itit
isbe
ratherrather
unusualunusual
forfor
guestsguest
toto
keepkeep
engagementsengagement
fromfrom
oneone
yearyear
toto
thethe
nextnext
,,
asas
youyou
dodo
..
Shallshall
Ii
telephonetelephone
himhim
backback
andand
confirmconfirm
??
""
""
Ii
wouldwould
bebe
mostmuch
obligedobliged
ifif
youyou
wouldwould
bebe
soso
kindkind
..
Telltell
himhim
Ii
'mbe
planningplan
toto
catchcatch
thethe
12.3012.30
fromfrom
Lakesidelakeside
..
""
Itit
isbe
impossibleimpossible
onon
Mønmøn
toto
bebe
farfar
fromfrom
thethe
sightsight
andand
soundsound
ofof
lappinglapping
waterwater
..
Missmiss
Danzigerdanziger
waitedwait
atat
thethe
placeplace
knownknow
asas
Lakesidelakeside
atat
Stst
Lundlund
,,
wherewhere
smallsmall
craftcraft
poachedpoach
alongsidealongside
thethe
roadroad
..
Therethere
wasbe
nono
bus-stopbus-stop
asas
suchsuch
;;
therethere
wasbe
nono
needneed
::
everyoneeveryone
inin
thethe
areaarea
knewknow
thisthis
wasbe
thethe
placeplace
atat
whichwhich
publicpublic
transporttransport
putput
downdown
andand
pickedpick
upup
..
Justjust
asas
thethe
busbus
appearedappear
onon
thethe
horizonhorizon
,,
aa
peasantpeasant
womanwoman
emergedemerge
,,
seeminglyseemingly
fromfrom
thinthin
airair
..
""
Wouldwould
youyou
makemake
aa
smallsmall
detourdetour
forfor
meme
??
""
sheshe
askedask
thethe
driverdriver
..
""
Howhow
smallsmall
??
""
hehe
enquiredenquire
andand
,,
onon
beingbe
toldtell
,,
agreedagree
..
Thethe
detourdetour
wasbe
toto
Holmstroydholmstroyd
andand
involvedinvolve
stoppingstop
atat
thethe
jettyjetty
..
Fromfrom
herehere
thethe
hullhull
ofof
thethe
fishermen'sfisherman
boatboat
,,
lashedlash
byby
thethe
highhigh
seassea
thethe
previousprevious
dayday
,,
couldcould
bebe
seensee
ditchedditch
onon
aa
groupgroup
ofof
rocksrock
toto
oneone
sideside
ofof
thethe
tinytiny
baybay
..
Thethe
hullhull
wasbe
unrecognisableunrecognisable
asas
suchsuch
;;
halfhalf
out of
outout
ofof
waterwater
itit
becamebecome
unidentifiableunidentifiable
debrisdebris
..
Thethe
waveswave
thatthat
hadhave
depositeddeposit
thethe
hullhull
andand
brokenbroken
mastsmast
hadhave
carriedcarry
withwith
themthem
aa
bodybody
ââ
thatthat
ofof
thethe
onlyonly
widowerwidower
on board
onon
boardboard
..
Newsnews
ofof
thisthis
discoverydiscovery
hadhave
travelledtravel
quicklyquickly
toto
thethe
wiveswife
ofof
thethe
sevenseven
otherother
fishermenfisherman
,,
andand
Elisabethelisabeth
sawsee
thatthat
theythey
werebe
alreadyalready
groupedgroup
togethertogether
onon
thethe
shoreshore
..
Balticbaltic
fishermen'sfisherman
wiveswife
werebe
schooledschool
forfor
disasterdisaster
;;
marryingmarry
aa
fishermanfisherman
wasbe
notnot
toto
launchlaunch
lifelife
onon
aa
smoothsmooth
certaintycertainty
..
Thethe
womenwoman
stoodstand
inin
silencesilence
,,
gladglad
ofof
each other
eacheach
other'sother
presencepresence
andand
withoutwithout
thethe
needneed
toto
saysay
asas
muchmuch
..
Undund
zuzu
demdem
Strandstrand
â¦â¦
Thethe
stormstorm
hadhave
passedpass
andand
donedo
itsits
worstbad
;;
nownow
thethe
womenwoman
gatheredgather
,,
dresseddress
alikealike
inin
fullfull
darkdark
skirtsskirt
andand
tucked-intucked-in
blousesblouse
,,
shawlsshawl
pulledpull
overover
theirtheir
headshead
ââ
re-enactingre-enacting
aa
paintingpainting
byby
Krøyerkrøyer
,,
theirtheir
eyeseye
fixedfix
onon
thethe
seasea
..
Elisabethelisabeth
feltfeel
disorientateddisorientated
..
Wasbe
thisthis
aa
picturepicture
??
Wasbe
thisthis
aa
performanceperformance
??
Sheshe
hadhave
witnessedwitness
thisthis
eventevent
beforebefore
..
Repeatedlyrepeatedly
..
Wiederwieder
,,
wiederwieder
â¦â¦
Elisabethelisabeth
diddo
notnot
enterenter
thethe
museummuseum
at once
atat
onceonce
,,
butbut
lingeredlinger
inin
thethe
courtyardcourtyard
..
Sheshe
stoodstand
fingeringfinger
thethe
tressestress
ofof
thethe
willowwillow
,,
branchesbranch
ofof
whichwhich
weptweep
overover
thethe
upturnedupturned
hullhull
ofof
aa
boatboat
,,
whichwhich
hadhave
beenbe
dugdig
out of
outout
ofof
thethe
peatpeat
bogbog
toto
thethe
northnorth
ofof
thethe
islandisland
andand
wasbe
permanentlypermanently
onon
displaydisplay
..
""
Muchmuch
perishesperish
,,
of course
ofof
coursecourse
,,
butbut
,,
happilyhappily
,,
somethingsomething
alwaysalways
survivessurvive
!!
""
Elisabethelisabeth
hadhave
notnot
heardhear
Svendsvend
Larsenlarsen
approachapproach
;;
atat
thethe
soundsound
ofof
hishis
voicevoice
sheshe
turnedturn
toto
faceface
himhim
..
""
Ii
'mbe
sorrysorry
!!
Ii
'mbe
a little
aa
littlelittle
latelate
..
Thethe
busbus
mademake
aa
detourdetour
..
Holmstroydholmstroyd
..
Ii
gotget
distracteddistract
..
Thosethose
poorpoor
waitingwaiting
womenwoman
â¦â¦
""
""
Yesyes
..
Wewe
dodo
seemseem
destineddestine
asas
ana
islandisland
forfor
thesethese
tragediestragedy
..
Theythey
comecome
alongalong
allall
tootoo
regularlyregularly
..
Thethe
Balticbaltic
'sbe
ana
oceanicoceanic
gravegrave
..
""
Thethe
curatorcurator
urgedurge
hishis
visitorvisitor
towardstowards
thethe
openopen
doorsdoor
ofof
hishis
museummuseum
::
""
Comecome
!!
Letlet
'sus
eateat
!!
""
Svendsvend
Larsenlarsen
pushedpush
aa
pilepile
ofof
paperspaper
toto
oneone
sideside
ofof
hishis
deskdesk
,,
tooktake
aa
platterplatter
ofof
openopen
sandwichessandwich
fromfrom
thethe
toptop
ofof
hishis
bookcasebookcase
andand
setset
itit
downdown
betweenbetween
Elisabethelisabeth
andand
himselfhimself
..
Hehe
pouredpour
icediced
lagerlager
fromfrom
canscan
..
""
Ii
havehave
soso
muchmuch
newnew
toto
showshow
youyou
!!
Wewe
hadhave
ana
extraordinaryextraordinary
strokestroke
ofof
luckluck
lastlast
yearyear
..
Justjust
afterafter
youyou
leftleave
..
D'do
youyou
rememberremember
Ii
showedshow
youyou
aa
manuscriptmanuscript
ââ
itit
mustmust
'vehave
beenbe
somesome
yearsyear
agoago
,,
nownow
ââ
purportingpurport
toto
bebe
byby
somesome
marinermariner
whowho
rememberedremember
ana
Englishenglish
cargocargo
boatboat
havinghave
gonego
downdown
betweenbetween
usus
,,
herehere
atat
Mønmøn
,,
andand
Malmomalmo
ââ
duringduring
thethe
Firstfirst
Schleswigschleswig
Warwar
??
Wellwell
,,
aa
freakfreak
maelstrommaelstrom
hithit
usus
lastlast
Septemberseptember
andand
drovedrive
wreckagewreckage
intointo
thethe
baybay
atat
Moltkemoltke
,,
wherewhere
aa
groupgroup
ofof
Germangerman
amateuramateur
diversdiver
werebe
campingcamping
..
Theythey
camecome
acrossacross
aa
casecase
ofof
Englishenglish
potterypottery
andand
porcelainporcelain
onon
oneone
ofof
theirtheir
sortiessortie
andand
werebe
goodgood
enoughenough
toto
letlet
meme
knowknow
aboutabout
itit
..
Looklook
!!
""
Andand
Svendsvend
Larsenlarsen
pulledpull
aa
cupcup
andand
saucersaucer
fromfrom
aa
drawerdrawer
inin
hishis
deskdesk
..
""
Looklook
atat
thisthis
!!
Itit
'sbe
Sunderlandsunderland
,,
andand
afterafter
aboutabout
aa
hundredhundred
andand
twentytwenty
yearsyear
underunder
thethe
seasea
,,
thethe
lustrelustre
'sbe
stillstill
lustrouslustrous
!!
""
Elisabethelisabeth
heldhold
thethe
cupcup
andand
saucersaucer
andand
examinedexamine
itsits
luminousluminous
pinkpink
..
""
Butbut
thethe
thingthing
thatthat
breaksbreak
mymy
heartheart
""
,,
thethe
curatorcurator
continuedcontinue
,,
""
isbe
thatthat
therethere
werebe
booksbook
on board
onon
boardboard
andand
,,
of course
ofof
coursecourse
,,
thethe
seasea
'sbe
onlyonly
leftleft
indecipherableindecipherable
leatherleather
spinesspine
..
â¦â¦
Wewe
'llwill
nevernever
knowknow
eveneven
whatwhat
titlestitle
werebe
beingbe
shippedship
..
â¦â¦
Coffeecoffee
??
""
Larsenlarsen
talkedtalk
enthusiasticallyenthusiastically
aboutabout
hishis
smallsmall
teamteam
ofof
volunteervolunteer
diversdiver
,,
aboutabout
theirtheir
findsfind
,,
aboutabout
hishis
plansplan
forfor
thethe
museummuseum
..
Itit
wasbe
obviousobvious
thatthat
hishis
enthusiasmenthusiasm
nevernever
leftleave
himhim
timetime
toto
concentrateconcentrate
onon
eatingeating
..
Asas
hehe
ateeat
,,
hehe
openedopen
andand
closedclose
drawersdrawer
,,
hehe
examinedexamine
paperspaper
andand
objectsobject
onon
hishis
deskdesk
::
""
Ii
'llwill
letlet
youyou
looseloose
inin
thethe
westwest
gallerygallery
andand
catchcatch
youyou
upup
atat
thethe
doordoor
toto
thethe
stock-roomstock-room
..
Ii
mustmust
explainexplain
mymy
ruseruse
forfor
prisingprise
soso
muchmuch
stuffstuff
ââ
goodgood
stuffstuff
ââ
out of
outout
ofof
thethe
islandersislander
..
""
Elisabethelisabeth
wanderedwander
betweenbetween
piecespiece
ofof
furniturefurniture
andand
medievalmedieval
sculpturesculpture
retrievedretrieve
fromfrom
farmhousesfarmhouse
andand
churcheschurch
..
Althoughalthough
Larsenlarsen
moremuch
oftenoften
thanthan
notnot
returnedreturn
ecclesiasticecclesiastic
itemsitem
toto
hallowedhallowed
groundground
,,
hehe
keptkeep
somesome
piecespiece
inin
thethe
museummuseum
toto
demonstratedemonstrate
thethe
sharedshared
aestheticaesthetic
dimensiondimension
ofof
thethe
pastpast
..
Itit
wasbe
somethingsomething
hehe
wantedwant
notnot
onlyonly
toto
preservepreserve
butbut
somehowsomehow
toto
reviverevive
..
Elisabethelisabeth
stoppedstop
toto
examineexamine
thethe
contentscontent
ofof
aa
casecase
containingcontain
thethe
paraphernaliaparaphernalia
ofof
marriagemarriage
andand
itsits
consummationconsummation
,,
representedrepresent
byby
illuminatedilluminated
bondsbond
exchangedexchange
betweenbetween
familiesfamily
,,
andand
littlelittle
crownscrown
wornwear
byby
thethe
islandisland
bridesbride
..
Babies'baby
christeningchristening
robesrobe
werebe
particularlyparticularly
affectingaffecting
;;
theythey
mightmight
havehave
beenbe
blownblow
togethertogether
byby
aa
softsoft
breezebreeze
,,
soso
invisibleinvisible
wasbe
theirtheir
stitchingstitching
..
Thethe
swan-whiteswan-white
robesrobe
werebe
notnot
thethe
possessionspossession
ofof
singlesingle
familiesfamily
butbut
ofof
thethe
communitycommunity
,,
andand
everyevery
mothermother
whosewhose
infantinfant
worewear
aa
roberobe
mademake
andand
sewedsew
aa
tinytiny
bowbow
toto
thethe
backback
ofof
thethe
garmentgarment
,,
so that
soso
thatthat
itit
mightmight
bebe
recordedrecord
howhow
manymany
infantsinfant
hadhave
beenbe
christenedchristen
inin
itit
..
Elisabethelisabeth
couldcould
rememberremember
whenwhen
batteriebatterie
dede
cuisinecuisine
actuallyactually
lookedlook
likelike
thethe
toolstool
ofof
aa
realreal
tradetrade
..
Sheshe
hadhave
seensee
inin
herher
youngyoung
daysday
thethe
islandisland
womenwoman
carrycarry
brassbrass
bottomlessbottomless
bowlsbowl
onon
theirtheir
headshead
toto
supportsupport
thethe
oldold
churnschurn
inin
whichwhich
theythey
delivereddeliver
milkmilk
..
Andand
sheshe
herselfherself
hadhave
urgedurge
onon
thethe
flamesflame
ofof
thethe
drawing-roomdrawing-room
firefire
withwith
aa
goose-feathergoose-feather
fanfan
,,
likelike
thethe
oneone
inin
thethe
glassglass
casecase
..
Thatthat
samesame
designdesign
ofof
fanfan
wasbe
inin
useuse
fivefive
hundredhundred
yearsyear
agoago
onon
Mønmøn
::
therethere
wasbe
oneone
inin
thethe
frescosfresco
atat
Sandwegsandweg
..
â¦â¦
Andand
therethere
wasbe
thethe
deliverydelivery
tabletable
!!
Elisabethelisabeth
recalledrecall
thethe
timestime
sheshe
hadhave
seensee
thethe
midwifemidwife
arrivearrive
atat
aa
peasant'speasant
cottagecottage
..
â¦â¦
Whenwhen
sheshe
wasbe
quitequite
smallsmall
sheshe
hadhave
beenbe
surprisedsurprised
toto
seesee
thethe
womanwoman
carryingcarry
aa
foldedfolded
tabletable
andand
aa
Gladstonegladstone
bagbag
..
Annaanna
hadhave
explainedexplain
,,
andand
itit
hadhave
givengive
herher
thethe
opportunityopportunity
toto
describedescribe
detailsdetail
herher
daughterdaughter
foundfind
miraculousmiraculous
..
Andand
stillstill
diddo
!!
Elisabeth'selisabeth
pacepace
slowedslow
..
Sheshe
wasbe
inin
somethingsomething
ofof
aa
dazedaze
..
Allall
thatthat
Englishenglish
chinachina
,,
potterypottery
andand
glassglass
!!
Howhow
strangestrange
thatthat
sincesince
thethe
eighteentheighteenth
centurycentury
thethe
peasantspeasant
ofof
Mønmøn
hadhave
hadhave
aa
tastetaste
forfor
Englishenglish
wareware
..
Whatwhat
aa
peculiarpeculiar
exchangeexchange
itit
hadhave
beenbe
::
herringherring
forfor
thethe
tabletable
againstagainst
tablewaretableware
..
â¦â¦
Thethe
museummuseum
wasbe
emptyempty
ofof
visitorsvisitor
andand
crowdedcrowd
withwith
objectsobject
..
Allall
thesethese
thingsthing
!!
Elisabethelisabeth
thoughtthink
,,
andand
thethe
thoughtsthought
tumbledtumble
aboutabout
inin
herher
headhead
inin
perpetualperpetual
motionmotion
..
Herher
legsleg
broughtbring
herher
toto
aa
halthalt
in front of
inin
frontfront
ofof
aa
glassglass
casecase
containingcontain
aa
Leedsleeds
dinner-servicedinner-service
..
Thethe
creamycreamy
glazeglaze
shoneshine
as if
asas
ifif
withwith
somesome
innerinner
lightlight
..
Thethe
wholewhole
collectioncollection
wasbe
setset
offoff
byby
thethe
saxe-bluesaxe-blue
Jacobeanjacobean
embroideryembroidery
thrownthrow
overover
thethe
shelvesshelf
onon
whichwhich
thethe
piecespiece
werebe
carefullycarefully
arrangedarrange
..
Aa
neatlyneatly
printedprinted
cardcard
,,
discreetlydiscreetly
placedplace
atat
thethe
hemhem
ofof
thethe
embroideryembroidery
,,
toldtell
thatthat
thethe
contentscontent
ofof
thethe
casecase
hadhave
beenbe
donateddonate
byby
Jurgenjurgen
Danzigerdanziger
,,
inin
19331933
..
Aa
neighbouringneighbouring
casecase
,,
whichwhich
Elisabethelisabeth
tooktake
intointo
herher
fieldfield
ofof
visionvision
withoutwithout
movingmove
,,
wasbe
devoteddevoted
toto
threethree
Hispanahispana
Moresquemoresque
platesplate
showingshow
threethree
differentdifferent
viewsview
ofof
thethe
synagoguesynagogue
atat
Toledotoledo
..
Aa
similarsimilar
cardcard
indicatedindicate
thatthat
thethe
platesplate
hadhave
beenbe
donateddonate
byby
Horsthorst
Eberhardteberhardt
,,
inin
19331933
..
Thethe
stillnessstillness
,,
thethe
coolcool
,,
thethe
quietquiet
ofof
thethe
buildingbuilding
allall
combinedcombine
toto
produceproduce
ana
effecteffect
thatthat
wasbe
overwhelmingoverwhelming
andand
gavegive
riserise
toto
aa
feelingfeeling
ofof
expectationexpectation
..
Elisabethelisabeth
closedclose
herher
eyeseye
..
Sheshe
waitedwait
..
Butbut
asas
sheshe
waitedwait
ana
obstinatelyobstinately
persistentpersistent
soundsound
filledfill
herher
headhead
,,
drovedrive
itselfitself
fromfrom
earear
toto
earear
,,
settledsettle
overover
herher
eyeseye
andand
seepedseep
throughthrough
toto
fillfill
thethe
wholewhole
arenaarena
ofof
herher
craniumcranium
..
Thisthis
dreadfuldreadful
invasioninvasion
wasbe
oneone
withwith
whichwhich
sheshe
wasbe
familiarfamiliar
::
somethingsomething
betweenbetween
aa
humhum
andand
aa
buzzbuzz
,,
andand
terrifyingterrifying
forfor
beingbe
unresponsiveunresponsive
toto
anyany
attemptattempt
toto
silencesilence
itit
..
Sheshe
mustmust
waitwait
..
Sheshe
mustmust
waitwait
ââ
asas
sheshe
hadhave
toto
whenwhen
pursuedpursue
byby
thethe
soundsound
atat
nightnight
ââ
forfor
itit
toto
passpass
..
Steppingstep
backback
fromfrom
thethe
displaydisplay
cabinetscabinet
,,
hopinghope
toto
sitsit
downdown
onon
thethe
window-seatwindow seat
,,
sheshe
mademake
aa
falsefalse
movemove
andand
bumpedbump
intointo
somethingsomething
coldcold
..
Shockedshocked
,,
sheshe
turnedturn
..
Confusedconfused
,,
sheshe
heardhear
herher
ownown
voicevoice
crycry
outout
::
""
Aa
minemine
!!
""
Butbut
thethe
objectobject
wasbe
aa
coppercopper
schnappsschnapps
stillstill
..
according to
Accordingaccording
toto
thethe
printedprinted
cardcard
itit
hadhave
,,
untiluntil
quitequite
recentlyrecently
,,
beenbe
inin
((
illegalillegal
))
serviceservice
onon
aa
farmfarm
nearnear
Marienborgmarienborg
..
Thethe
oldold
farmer'sfarmer
daughterdaughter
hadhave
donateddonate
itit
togethertogether
withwith
thethe
notebooknotebook
thethe
farmerfarmer
((
andand
hishis
fatherfather
beforebefore
himhim
))
hadhave
keptkeep
ofof
hishis
salessale
andand
receiptsreceipt
..
""
Arebe
youyou
all right
allall
rightright
??
""
Svendsvend
hadhave
comecome
quicklyquickly
..
""
of course
Ofof
coursecourse
!!
Thisthis
wasbe
n'tnot
herehere
lastlast
yearyear
!!
""
Hehe
shuntedshunt
thethe
stillstill
intointo
aa
cornercorner
withwith
hishis
footfoot
..
Takingtake
hishis
visitorvisitor
byby
thethe
armarm
,,
hehe
walkedwalk
herher
slowlyslowly
alongalong
thethe
corridorcorridor
..
""
Ii
mustmust
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howhow
Ii
'vehave
managedmanage
toto
accumulateaccumulate
allall
thisthis
newnew
stuffstuff
..
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youyou
knowknow
,,
mymy
intentionintention
isbe
toto
havehave
aa
perfectperfect
recordrecord
ofof
thethe
islandisland
fromfrom
prehistoricprehistoric
toto
presentpresent
timestime
..
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seesee
thisthis
??
Colonelcolonel
Jensenjensen
hashave
givengive
usus
oneone
casecase
ofof
fossilsfossil
andand
promisespromise
usus
moremore
..
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dodo
n'tnot
wantwant
toto
survivesurvive
onlyonly
onon
donationsdonation
,,
butbut
wewe
justjust
dodo
n'tnot
havehave
thethe
resourcesresource
toto
buybuy
muchmuch
..
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fossilsfossil
,,
for example
forfor
exampleexample
,,
dodo
n'tnot
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ourour
historyhistory
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dodo
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itit
usefullyusefully
..
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overover
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isbe
hishis
,,
tootoo
..
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ofof
hishis
mothsmoth
forfor
usus
..
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Looklook
!!
""
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stoppedstop
toto
examineexamine
aa
stonestone
thethe
dimensionsdimension
ofof
aa
child'schild
bicyclebicycle
wheelwheel
,,
inin
whichwhich
aa
hugehuge
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wasbe
embeddedembedded
..
""
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'mbe
goinggo
toto
enlargeenlarge
bothboth
thethe
geologicalgeological
roomroom
andand
thethe
botanicalbotanical
roomroom
,,
""
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continuedcontinue
,,
barelybarely
stoppingstop
toto
taketake
breathbreath
..
""
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botanicalbotanical
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whowho
'sbe
retiredretire
herehere
isbe
fillingfill
inin
somesome
ofof
thethe
gapsgap
inin
ourour
plantplant
andand
treetree
recordsrecord
..
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mymy
strokestroke
ofof
geniusgenius
ââ
ifif
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willwill
allowallow
ââ
hashave
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findingfind
aa
wayway
ofof
gettingget
thethe
localslocal
toto
bequeathbequeath
usus
theirtheir
familyfamily
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..
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ââ
itit
'sbe
likelike
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withwith
somethingsomething
ofof
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,,
aa
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ofof
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inin
lifelife
..
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seemseem
toto
havehave
hithit
onon
aa
compromisecompromise
,,
aa
wayway
toto
makemake
themthem
feelfeel
theythey
stillstill
havehave
aa
stakestake
inin
thethe
treasuretreasure
,,
butbut
in addition
inin
additionaddition
ana
enhancementenhancement
ofof
theirtheir
family'sfamily
reputationreputation
..
""
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Larsenlarsen
thrustthrust
aa
cataloguecatalogue
intointo
Elisabeth'selisabeth
handshand
..
""
Ii
'vehave
givengive
aa
copycopy
freefree
toto
everyoneeveryone
whowho
'sbe
donateddonate
somethingsomething
toto
usus
..
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'llwill
seesee
::
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itemitem
isbe
illustratedillustrate
andand
captionedcaption
withwith
thethe
namename
ofof
thethe
donordonor
byby
itsits
sideside
,,
hishis
oror
herher
addressaddress
,,
andand
thethe
datedate
ofof
presentationpresentation
..
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wayway
thethe
islandersislander
feelfeel
thatthat
theythey
andand
theirtheir
familyfamily
havehave
acquiredacquire
immortalityimmortality
..
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'sbe
workedwork
wonderswonder
!!
""
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soso
sayingsay
,,
Svendsvend
Larsenlarsen
threwthrow
openopen
thethe
doorsdoor
ofof
thethe
stock-roomstockroom
wherewhere
stacksstack
ofof
tea-cheststea chests
,,
manymany
unopenedunopened
,,
borebear
witnesswitness
toto
thethe
successsuccess
ofof
hishis
operationoperation
..
""
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'vehave
triedtry
toto
impressimpress
onon
peoplepeople
--
Ii
gogo
roundround
thethe
schoolsschool
andand
catchcatch
themthem
youngyoung
ââ
thatthat
ifif
theythey
dodo
n'tnot
leaveleave
usus
theirtheir
stuffstuff
,,
uncaringuncaring
descendantsdescendant
maymay
simplysimply
throwthrow
outout
aa
tooltool
,,
plateplate
,,
picturepicture
oror
letterletter
,,
preferringprefer
toto
havehave
aa
stainless-steelstainless-steel
forkfork
,,
aa
plasticplastic
plateplate
,,
aa
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â¦â¦
""
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andand
hishis
visitorvisitor
ambledamble
throughthrough
aa
roomroom
inin
whichwhich
traditionaltraditional
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paintedpainted
furniturefurniture
wasbe
rangedrange
..
""
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chestschest
withwith
theirtheir
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toto
Mønmøn
ââ
Ii
'vehave
notnot
beenbe
ableable
toto
discoverdiscover
anyany
onon
thethe
otherother
islandsisland
..
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tootoo
isbe
thisthis
nineteenth-centurynineteenth-century
bedbed
..
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noticenotice
thethe
designdesign
ofof
scabiousscabious
andand
vetchvetch
andand
orchidsorchid
ââ
withwith
thethe
insectsinsect
thatthat
dependdepend
onon
themthem
??
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howhow
itit
'sbe
repeatedrepeat
onon
thethe
hangingshanging
..
""
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hadhave
noticednotice
..
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,,
onon
thethe
whitewashedwhitewashed
wallswall
,,
herher
attentionattention
hadhave
beenbe
caughtcatch
byby
coarselycoarsely
paintedpaint
,,
evocativeevocative
sea-sea
andand
landscapeslandscape
..
""
Arebe
anyany
ofof
thesethese
byby
namesname
Ii
knowknow
??
""
""
Jarljarl
Jacobsenjacobsen
ââ
oldold
Mothermother
Jacobsen'sjacobsen
fatherfather
ââ
diddo
thatthat
..
""
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hehe
pointedpoint
toto
aa
thickthick
impastoimpasto
ofof
ragingraging
waveswave
..
""
Itit
'sbe
thethe
stretchstretch
ofof
waterwater
Mariemarie
Grubbegrubbe
rowedrow
..
Ii
'mbe
toldtell
thatthat
thethe
dayday
hehe
broughtbring
itit
inin
ââ
aa
goodgood
twentytwenty
yearsyear
agoago
ââ
hehe
saidsay
thatthat
becausebecause
hishis
daughterdaughter
wasbe
blindblind
therethere
wasbe
nono
pointpoint
inin
itsits
remainingremain
inin
thethe
cottagecottage
..
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saidsay
hehe
'dhave
hunghang
aa
papier mâché
papierpapier
mâchémâché
traytray
inin
itsits
placeplace
soso
sheshe
'dwould
notnot
feelfeel
thethe
absenceabsence
ofof
thethe
picturepicture
..
Ii
'vehave
alwaysalways
foundfind
itit
ratherrather
sadsad
thatthat
aa
manman
couldcould
produceproduce
somethingsomething
asas
evocativeevocative
asas
thisthis
andand
alsoalso
produceproduce
aa
childchild
whowho
couldcould
notnot
appreciateappreciate
it.it.
,,
""
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thesethese
rugsrug
andand
thatthat
tabletable
fromfrom
Ellingelling
,,
tootoo
??
Theythey
'rebe
soso
likelike
thosethose
inin
Mothermother
Jacobsen'sjacobsen
cottagecottage
..
""
""
Yesyes
..
Theythey
couldcould
havehave
beenbe
mademake
byby
thethe
samesame
craftsmancraftsman
..
Willwill
youyou
bebe
goinggo
toto
Ellingelling
onon
Fridayfriday
??
""
""
of course
Ofof
coursecourse
!!
""
Havinghave
completedcomplete
aa
tourtour
ofof
thethe
museummuseum
,,
Elisabethelisabeth
andand
Svendsvend
foundfind
themselvesthemselves
backback
inin
Svend'ssvend
officeoffice
,,
wherewhere
freshfresh
coffeecoffee
hadhave
beenbe
placedplace
byby
ana
unseenunseen
handhand
..
Svendsvend
pulledpull
outout
aa
chairchair
forfor
hishis
visitorvisitor
..
""
Ii
knowknow
youyou
dodo
n'tnot
carecare
forfor
thisthis
topictopic
ofof
conversationconversation
butbut
Ii
'mbe
goinggo
toto
bringbring
itit
upup
againagain
,,
neverthelessnevertheless
..
Ii
'mbe
goinggo
toto
begbeg
youyou
toto
reconsiderreconsider
..
â¦â¦
Willwill
youyou
allowallow
meme
toto
displaydisplay
youryour
pre-warpre-war
researchesresearch
andand
youryour
drawingsdrawing
andand
youryour
photographsphotograph
??
Ii
wasbe
lookinglook
throughthrough
thethe
materialmaterial
againagain
lastlast
nightnight
::
itit
'sbe
uniqueunique
!!
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'sbe
thethe
firstfirst
attemptattempt
toto
bringbring
togethertogether
allall
thethe
strandsstrand
ofof
thisthis
island'sisland
lifelife
..
Itit
wasbe
ana
ambitiousambitious
projectproject
forfor
suchsuch
youngyoung
peoplepeople
toto
embarkembark
onon
andand
itit
workedwork
beautifullybeautifully
..
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youyou
producedproduce
itit
onon
looseloose
pagespage
Ii
couldcould
exhibitexhibit
itit
monthmonth
byby
monthmonth
asas
youyou
organisedorganise
itit
..
Ii
understandunderstand
perfectlyperfectly
youryour
desiredesire
forfor
anonymityanonymity
..
Butbut
wouldwould
youyou
agreeagree
nownow
,,
after all
afterafter
allall
thesethese
yearsyear
,,
toto
letlet
meme
displaydisplay
thethe
workwork
ifif
Ii
merelymerely
creditcredit
itit
toto
EDed
andand
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??
""
""
Whywhy
wouldwould
youyou
needneed
toto
drawdraw
attentionattention
toto
thethe
initialsinitial
??
""
""
Partlypartly
becausebecause
theythey
appearappear
onon
thethe
individualindividual
pagespage
--
andand
partlypartly
becausebecause
,,
ifif
Ii
dodo
n'tnot
acknowledgeacknowledge
authorshipauthorship
inin
somesome
wayway
oror
otherother
,,
Ii
shallshall
bebe
inundatedinundate
withwith
enquiriesenquiry
..
Everythingeverything
elseelse
isbe
acknowledgedacknowledge
..
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restrest
assuredassured
::
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wouldwould
makemake
nothingnothing
ofof
EDed
andand
DEde
,,
andand
Ii
promisepromise
Ii
shallshall
givegive
nothingnothing
furtherfar
awayaway
..
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wouldwould
simplysimply
placeplace
aa
cardcard
withwith
thethe
initialsinitial
andand
datesdate
19211921
--
19391939
alongsidealongside
thethe
materialmaterial
ââ
asas
Ii
'vehave
donedo
withwith
thethe
otherother
exhibitsexhibit
Andand
Ii
'dwould
likelike
toto
placeplace
itit
allall
betweenbetween
thethe
Danzigerdanziger
andand
Eberhardteberhardt
donationsdonation
..
""
Svendsvend
Larsenlarsen
wasbe
beingbe
courteouscourteous
butbut
insistentinsistent
..
""
Dodo
Ii
havehave
youryour
permissionpermission
??
Ifif
soso
Ii
proposepropose
toto
installinstall
itit
tonighttonight
andand
inviteinvite
youyou
alongalong
toto
seesee
itit
andand
makemake
suggestionssuggestion
beforebefore
youyou
leaveleave
..
""
""
Ii
reallyreally
dodo
n'tnot
knowknow
whatwhat
toto
saysay
..
Itit
wouldwould
bebe
churlishchurlish
toto
refuserefuse
youyou
..
Andand
certainlycertainly
,,
ifif
itit
enhancesenhance
appreciationappreciation
ofof
Mønmøn
,,
itit
wouldwould
bebe
churlishchurlish
toto
refuserefuse
thethe
islandisland
..
Youyou
knowknow
whatwhat
mymy
reasonsreason
havehave
beenbe
inin
thethe
pastpast
::
Ii
justjust
dodo
n'tnot
wantwant
toto
provokeprovoke
interestinterest
inin
myselfmyself
..
Ii
couldcould
n'tnot
copecope
withwith
itit
..
Butbut
Ii
supposesuppose
youyou
'rebe
rightright
::
thethe
publicpublic
isbe
n'tnot
goinggo
toto
noticenotice
andand
thosethose
whowho
knowknow
meme
..
â¦â¦
Andand
thethe
materialmaterial
certainlycertainly
belongsbelong
herehere
..
Gogo
aheadahead
!!
Ifif
thatthat
'sbe
whatwhat
youyou
wantwant
forfor
thethe
museummuseum
..
Youyou
havehave
mymy
permissionpermission
!!
Butbut
Ii
doubtdoubt
thatthat
Ii
shallshall
comecome
alongalong
andand
seesee
itit
ââ
thisthis
yearyear
..
Ii
leaveleave
onon
Sundaysunday
andand
Ii
havehave
mymy
timetabletimetable
..
Asas
youyou
knowknow
,,
Ii
'mbe
notnot
renownedrenowned
forfor
flexibilityflexibility
..
""
Sheshe
hadhave
attemptedattempt
aa
jokejoke
,,
butbut
neitherneither
Svendsvend
nornor
sheshe
smiledsmile
..
Svendsvend
thankedthank
herher
warmlywarmly
andand
talkedtalk
aboutabout
nextnext
yearyear
;;
sheshe
wouldwould
seesee
thethe
exhibitexhibit
thenthen
,,
andand
hehe
wouldwould
welcomewelcome
anyany
suggestionssuggestion
sheshe
hadhave
forfor
itsits
displaydisplay
..
Therethere
wouldwould
bebe
aa
newnew
cataloguecatalogue
inin
fivefive
yearsyear
..
â¦â¦
Occasionallyoccasionally
,,
andand
thisthis
wasbe
suchsuch
ana
occasionoccasion
,,
Elisabethelisabeth
Danzigerdanziger
experiencedexperience
aa
feelingfeeling
ofof
disorientationdisorientation
soso
powerfulpowerful
asas
toto
renderrender
herher
environmentenvironment
totallytotally
unfamiliarunfamiliar
..
Itit
wasbe
as if
asas
ifif
somesome
authoritativeauthoritative
beingbeing
hadhave
decideddecide
thatthat
fromfrom
thatthat
momentmoment
thethe
namesname
thatthat
hadhave
appliedapply
toto
suchsuch
objectsobject
asas
soapsoap
,,
cheesecheese
,,
treetree
oror
bookbook
werebe
toto
bebe
exchangedexchange
forfor
othersother
,,
andand
allall
signssign
ofof
delightdelight
registeredregister
byby
tempertemper
tantrumstantrum
..
Sheshe
wasbe
standingstand
atat
thethe
busbus
stationstation
..
Youthsyouth
inin
sweaterssweater
withwith
numbersnumber
andand
initialsinitial
blazenedblazened
onon
theirtheir
chestschest
lolledloll
againstagainst
bus-stopsbus-stop
,,
wallswall
andand
aa
stationarystationary
busbus
;;
aa
toddlertoddler
suckedsuck
onon
ana
iceice
lollylolly
..
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soundssound
ofof
Danishdanish
mingledmingle
withwith
thosethose
ofof
knivesknife
drawndraw
acrossacross
aa
plateplate
,,
thethe
screechscreech
ofof
jaysjay
,,
andand
thethe
buzzbuzz
andand
humhum
thatthat
roserise
fromfrom
withinwithin
herher
andand
oustedoust
herher
tranquillitytranquillity
..
Sheshe
knewknow
thatthat
sheshe
mustmust
boardboard
aa
busbus
..
Sheshe
wouldwould
concentrateconcentrate
onon
thatthat
..
Allall
elseelse
wasbe
foreignforeign
,,
strangestrange
,,
unexpectedunexpected
..
Sheshe
mustmust
getget
backback
toto
Thethe
Tamariskstamarisk
..
Herher
bladderbladder
wasbe
fullfull
..
Sheshe
mightmight
wetwet
thethe
seatseat
..
Andand
werebe
aa
screamscream
toto
riserise
inin
herher
,,
wouldwould
sheshe
managemanage
toto
suppresssuppress
itit
beforebefore
itit
shotshoot
fromfrom
herher
mouthmouth
??
Thethe
busbus
ticketticket
::
itit
hadhave
toto
bebe
boughtbuy
..
Diddo
sheshe
buybuy
itit
fromfrom
ana
officeoffice
somewheresomewhere
??
Oror
thethe
busbus
driverdriver
??
""
Ahah
!!
Missmiss
Danzigerdanziger
!!
Youyou
'rebe
backback
inin
timetime
forfor
teatea
!!
""
Frufru
Møllermøller
wasbe
""
onon
thethe
bridgebridge
""
,,
attendingattend
toto
somesome
paperspaper
..
""
Willwill
youyou
taketake
itit
inin
thethe
drawing-roomdrawing-room
withwith
ourour
otherother
guestsguest
??
""
Sheshe
mustmust
notnot
saysay
nono
,,
mustmust
notnot
revealreveal
howhow
absurdabsurd
itit
wasbe
toto
""
taketake
""
teatea
inin
aa
""
drawingdrawing
""
roomroom
..
Wherewhere
wouldwould
theythey
bebe
takingtake
itit
toto
andand
whowho
wouldwould
bebe
drawingdraw
??
Sheshe
wouldwould
pretendpretend
notnot
toto
havehave
noticednotice
Frufru
Møller'smøller
absurditiesabsurdity
..
Sheshe
wasbe
aa
sillysilly
womanwoman
..
Thethe
Colonelcolonel
hadhave
onceonce
saidsay
,,
""
Frufru
Møllermøller
hashave
sacrificedsacrifice
allall
douceurdouceur
dede
vivrevivre
toto
socialsocial
conformityconformity
..
""
Thethe
clocksclock
werebe
tickingtick
strangelystrangely
fortissimofortissimo
andand
Frufru
Møllermøller
diddo
n'tnot
eveneven
noticenotice
..
Danieldaniel
pacedpace
upup
andand
downdown
thethe
polishedpolished
floorfloor
fromfrom
oneone
endend
ofof
thethe
longlong
roomroom
toto
thethe
otherother
;;
hishis
sentencessentence
borebore
thethe
rehearsedrehearsed
solemnitysolemnity
ofof
aa
stagestage
dramadrama
..
Itit
wasbe
as if
asas
ifif
aa
geniusgenius
creatorcreator
,,
afterafter
sixsix
days'day
labourlabour
,,
hadhave
becomebecome
uninteresteduninterested
inin
hishis
achievementachievement
andand
hadhave
delegateddelegate
responsibilityresponsibility
forfor
thethe
rulerule
andand
administrationadministration
ofof
hishis
workwork
toto
aa
bandband
ofof
bureaucratsbureaucrat
ââ
aa
tirelesstireless
bunchbunch
ofof
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,,
lackinglack
compassioncompassion
,,
whowho
justifiedjustify
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rolerole
inin
thethe
schemescheme
ofof
thingsthing
byby
ceaselesslyceaselessly
inventinginvent
trialstrial
forfor
manman
,,
toto
keepkeep
himhim
onon
hishis
toestoe
..
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thethe
emergenceemergence
ofof
Hitlerhitler
andand
hishis
Nationalnational
Socialistssocialist
allall
thatthat
wasbe
rottenrotten
inin
Germanygermany
,,
thatthat
hadhave
beenbe
positivelypositively
fosteredfoster
byby
Romanticismromanticism
andand
encouragedencourage
byby
thethe
humiliationhumiliation
thatthat
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sufferedsuffer
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thethe
termsterm
ofof
thethe
Treatytreaty
ofof
Versaillesversailles
ââ
racismracism
,,
socialsocial
Darwinismdarwinism
,,
anti-intellectualismanti-intellectualism
,,
phoneyphoney
mysticismmysticism
ââ
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havehave
persistedpersist
indefinitelyindefinitely
andand
graduallygradually
eateneat
awayaway
thethe
fabricfabric
ofof
thethe
countrycountry
andand
itsits
cultureculture
,,
gonego
unchallengedunchallenged
byby
thethe
forcesforce
ofof
reasonreason
,,
lainlie
forfor
allall
timetime
underunder
layerslayer
ofof
sophistrysophistry
..
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paypay
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maximummaximum
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ofof
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havehave
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byby
thethe
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,,
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thereforetherefore
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..
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,,
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thanthan
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..
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bebe
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asas
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..
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bebe
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,,
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ofof
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..
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,,
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Taxtax
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inin
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futurefuture
..
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newnew
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ofof
caravanscaravan
..
Aa
purchasepurchase
taxtax
ofof
££
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shallshall
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allall
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caravanscaravan
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..
FOREIGNforeign
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::
11
..
Allall
overseasoverseas
investmentsinvestment
byby
U.K.u.k.
residentsresident
shallshall
bebe
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,,
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nono
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policiespolicy
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22
..
Foreignforeign
policypolicy
inin
Europeeurope
shouldshould
againagain
bebe
leftleave
inin
thethe
handshand
ofof
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,,
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Unitedunited
,,
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andand
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..
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ofof
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,,
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althoughalthough
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bebe
compulsorycompulsory
inin
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,,
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..
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..
Ourour
so called
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capacitycapacity
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bebe
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..
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ofof
ourour
interdependentinterdependent
nuclearnuclear
capacitycapacity
shallshall
bebe
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,,
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..
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collectcollect
..
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44
..
Allall
previousprevious
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inin
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,,
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serviceservice
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taxitaxi
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willwill
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willwill
onlyonly
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toto
givegive
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namename
ofof
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,,
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,,
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ofof
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andand
hishis
workmatesworkmate
..
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,,
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DOMESTICdomestic
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::
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affairsaffair
shallshall
bebe
mademake
aa
criminalcriminal
offenceoffence
..
Thethe
sanctitysanctity
ofof
marriagemarriage
shouldshould
notnot
bebe
transgressedtransgress
,,
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thethe
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ofof
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,,
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Indigenousindigenous
religionsreligion
shallshall
bebe
toleratedtolerate
,,
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eveneven
encouragedencourage
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societysociety
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,,
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EXPENDITUREexpenditure
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,,
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outputoutput
..
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,,
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,,
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,,
roadwaysroadway
andand
canalscanal
,,
railwaysrailway
andand
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ofof
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..
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aa
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..
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..
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forfor
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ofof
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..
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waterwater
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standardsstandard
shallshall
applyapply
..
Allall
waterwayswaterway
shallshall
bebe
nationalisednationalise
,,
thethe
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onlyonly
ownsown
thethe
riverbedriverbed
,,
andand
notnot
thethe
waterwater
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withwith
thethe
owner'sowner
namename
,,
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andand
muzzledmuzzle
,,
fishfish
andand
ownerowner
..
Farmersfarmer
shallshall
bebe
heavilyheavily
finedfine
forfor
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atat
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..
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bebe
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andand
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veryvery
formalformal
..
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thethe
basisbasis
forfor
allall
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andand
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thisthis
thethe
developmentdevelopment
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thethe
personalitypersonality
isbe
stressedstress
,,
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andand
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..
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teachteach
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,,
feedingfeed
,,
hygienehygiene
,,
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,,
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andand
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..
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bebe
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..
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childrenchild
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,,
mathsmaths
,,
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,,
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andand
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,,
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arebe
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aa
dayday
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betweenbetween
1-21-2
hourshour
eacheach
..
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Childrenchild
arebe
assessedassess
whilewhile
stayingstay
atat
thethe
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forfor
up to
upup
toto
fourfour
weeksweek
((
thisthis
maymay
bebe
extendedextend
inin
somesome
casescase
))
..
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criteriacriterion
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childrenchild
isbe
laidlay
downdown
byby
thethe
governmentgovernment
departmentdepartment
appropriateappropriate
toto
educationeducation
andand
healthhealth
..
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thethe
initialinitial
sessionssession
,,
aa
registryregistry
sheetsheet
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mademake
outout
andand
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andand
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arebe
mademake
..
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arebe
continuouslycontinuously
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..
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timetime
atat
thethe
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onon
theirtheir
developmentaldevelopmental
progressprogress
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allall
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andand
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recordedrecord
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onceonce
aa
monthmonth
..
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,,
conductorsconductor
ofof
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groupgroup
wouldwould
meetmeet
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andand
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minorminor
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toto
thethe
programmesprogramme
..
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keptkeep
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,,
alsoalso
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ofof
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..
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isbe
becausebecause
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andand
bladderbladder
problemsproblem
..
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andand
recordsrecord
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requiredrequire
fromfrom
formerformer
Petöpetö
childrenchild
,,
nownow
inin
mainstreammainstream
schoolsschool
..
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arebe
regularlyregularly
checkedcheck
,,
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,,
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visitvisit
theirtheir
schoolsschool
..
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reportsreport
werebe
availableavailable
forfor
usus
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seesee
,,
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filesfile
onon
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inin
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areaarea
..
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andand
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receivereceive
aa
four-yearfour-year
trainingtraining
,,
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coverscover
manymany
areasarea
,,
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childchild
developmentdevelopment
,,
physiotherapyphysiotherapy
,,
speechspeech
,,
andand
biologybiology
..
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Mariamaria
Harihari
wasbe
,,
howeverhowever
,,
keenkeen
toto
pointpoint
outout
thatthat
thethe
trainingtraining
wasbe
notnot
simplysimply
aa
summarysummary
ofof
thesethese
professionsprofession
butbut
thatthat
conductorsconductor
werebe
uniqueunique
productsproduct
ofof
aa
complexcomplex
systemsystem
..
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,,
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wewe
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toto
professionalsprofessional
inin
variousvarious
fieldsfield
,,
fromfrom
thethe
UKuk
andand
abroadabroad
,,
no-oneno-one
feltfeel
thatthat
theirtheir
particularparticular
professionprofession
wasbe
understoodunderstand
inin
anyany
depthdepth
..
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theirtheir
trainingtraining
,,
emphasisemphasis
isbe
onon
thethe
practicepractice
ofof
thethe
theorytheory
,,
muchmuch
moremuch
soso
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inin
thethe
usualusual
trainingtraining
ofof
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..
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atat
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andand
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practicepractice
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..
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,,
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,,
organiseorganise
andand
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situationssituation
so that
soso
thatthat
problemsproblem
cancan
bebe
solvedsolve
..
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conductorsconductor
workwork
aa
compulsorycompulsory
nineteennineteen
hourshour
aa
weekweek
,,
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mostmost
workwork
up to
upup
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thirtythirty
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isbe
soso
muchmuch
toto
dodo
..
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perper
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fivefive
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..
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toto
bedbed
..
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ofof
allall
thisthis
..
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,,
afternoonafternoon
,,
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andand
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workedwork
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bebe
veryvery
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,,
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..
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nevernever
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))
,,
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..
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,,
itit
wasbe
categoricallycategorically
statedstate
onon
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occasionsoccasion
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PMLDpmld
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arebe
notnot
suitablesuitable
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..
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atat
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parentsparent
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..
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,,
inin
lessless
formalformal
talkstalk
withwith
conductorsconductor
andand
lecturerslecturer
,,
andand
inin
aa
discussiondiscussion
ledlead
byby
Drdr
Mariamaria
Harihari
,,
itit
becamebecome
apparentapparent
thatthat
inin
factfact
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arebe
somesome
concessionsconcession
..
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beenbe
takentake
onon
byby
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andand
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trialtrial
periodsperiod
..
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,,
howeverhowever
,,
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learnlearn
byby
fivefive
yearsyear
theythey
arebe
placedplace
inin
aa
specialspecial
schoolschool
,,
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oror
returnedreturn
toto
familyfamily
surroundingssurroundings
..
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Harihari
alsoalso
congratulatedcongratulate
Mrsmrs
Marianmarian
Fangfang
((
Chairchair
ofor
thethe
Honghong
Kongkong
Specialspecial
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Councilcouncil
andand
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ofof
thethe
Johnjohn
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forfor
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))
onon
herher
workwork
withwith
mentallymentally
impairedimpaired
childrenchild
..
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hashave
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inin
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livelive
permanentlypermanently
inin
hospitalhospital
..
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runrun
thethe
groupsgroup
andand
therethere
havehave
beenbe
significantsignificant
resultsresult
..
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Harihari
considersconsider
thatthat
thethe
carefulcareful
structuringstructuring
inin
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Educationeducation
isbe
aa
suitablesuitable
methodmethod
forfor
allall
children'schild
learninglearning
..
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alsoalso
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itit
clearclear
thatthat
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Educationeducation
isbe
notnot
thethe
onlyonly
methodmethod
,,
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otherother
methodsmethod
arebe
useduse
withwith
successsuccess
..
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inin
thethe
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11
..
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andand
childrenchild
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departmentdepartment
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arebe
usuallyusually
referredrefer
byby
hospitalshospital
inin
Hungaryhungary
..
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visitvisit
prematurepremature
babybaby
unitsunit
andand
decidedecide
whichwhich
childrenchild
toto
acceptaccept
..
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cancan
startstart
atat
sixsix
monthsmonth
,,
butbut
itit
isbe
moremuch
likelylikely
toto
bebe
12-1812-18
monthsmonth
..
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earlyearly
startstart
isbe
goodgood
asas
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cancan
helphelp
withwith
thethe
programmesprogramme
inin
thethe
homehome
,,
eveneven
atat
aa
pre-verbalpre-verbal
stagestage
..
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delaydelay
isbe
causedcause
byby
laterlate
startsstart
andand
secondarysecondary
damagedamage
cancan
developdevelop
tootoo
((
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andand
behaviourbehaviour
problemsproblem
))
..
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integrationintegration
intointo
mainstreammainstream
hashave
beenbe
notednote
whenwhen
childrenchild
beginbegin
youngyoung
..
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comecome
onon
ana
observationobservation
dayday
firstfirst
,,
thenthen
accompanyaccompany
theirtheir
childrenchild
forfor
oneone
toto
twotwo
hourshour
aa
dayday
,,
fivefive
daysday
aa
weekweek
..
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choosechoose
toto
comecome
forfor
two-weektwo-week
periodsperiod
,,
withwith
timetime
toto
practisepractise
atat
homehome
in between
inin
betweenbetween
..
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startstart
inin
thethe
beginnersbeginner
groupgroup
andand
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theythey
proveprove
toto
havehave
goodgood
contactcontact
withwith
parentsparent
,,
thethe
abilityability
toto
understandunderstand
instructionsinstruction
andand
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movemove
fromfrom
oneone
positionposition
toto
anotheranother
theythey
movemove
onon
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advancedadvanced
groupgroup
whichwhich
isbe
forfor
childrenchild
overover
thethe
ageage
ofof
twotwo
,,
stillstill
withwith
parentsparent
accompanyingaccompany
..
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withwith
conductorsconductor
andand
otherother
groupgroup
membersmember
isbe
encouragedencourage
,,
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isbe
moremore
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andand
walkingwalking
..
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intenseintense
programmesprogramme
arebe
followedfollow
..
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..
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clinicclinic
Thisthis
clinicclinic
caterscater
forfor
childrenchild
whowho
havehave
beenbe
integratedintegrate
intointo
mainstreammainstream
kindergartenskindergarten
..
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attendattend
threethree
timestime
perper
weekweek
forfor
two-hourtwo-hour
sessionssession
..
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sawsee
aa
classclass
ofof
veryvery
ableable
childrenchild
,,
withwith
minimalminimal
impairmentimpairment
,,
whowho
camecome
forfor
aa
P.E./musicp.e./music
andand
movementmovement
sessionsession
..
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typetype
ofof
programmeprogramme
wouldwould
bebe
veryvery
usefuluseful
forfor
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Prichardprichard
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..
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onon
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thatthat
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..
33
..
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havehave
beenbe
integratedintegrate
intointo
mainstreammainstream
schoolsschool
cancan
returnreturn
atat
anyany
timetime
forfor
helphelp
andand
arebe
calledcall
backback
atat
six-monthlysix-monthly
intervalsinterval
forfor
checkscheck
..
44
..
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Schoolschool
ââ
minorminor
impairmentsimpairment
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childchild
cancan
comecome
withwith
itsits
parentsparent
forfor
oneone
hourhour
aa
monthmonth
..
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arebe
givengive
adviceadvice
,,
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andand
workwork
toto
dodo
atat
homehome
..
55
..
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,,
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andand
hemiplegichemiplegic
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sessionssession
aa
weekweek
..
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groupsgroup
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((
3-63-6
yearyear
oldsold
))
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Budapestbudapest
attendattend
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dailydaily
..
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fromfrom
thethe
restrest
ofof
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((
plusplus
somesome
internationalinternational
))
arebe
residentialresidential
..
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followfollow
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nationalnational
kindergartenkindergarten
syllabussyllabus
whichwhich
isbe
::
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,,
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,,
mathematicsmathematics
,,
naturenature
,,
andand
in addition
inin
additionaddition
havehave
lyinglying
,,
sittingsit
,,
standingstanding
,,
walkingwalking
,,
andand
handshand
functionfunction
programmesprogramme
..
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lastlast
oneone
hourhour
andand
theythey
arebe
groupedgroup
withwith
similarsimilar
childrenchild
asas
farfar
asas
possiblepossible
..
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isbe
aa
separateseparate
groupgroup
forfor
spina bifida
Spinaspina
Bifidabifida
childrenchild
..
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thethe
lastlast
yearyear
ifif
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notnot
readyready
toto
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6-116-11
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,,
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,,
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,,
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..
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Schoolschool
((
11-1611-16
yearsyear
))
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anotheranother
buildingbuilding
inin
Pestpest
ââ
forfor
thosethose
childrenchild
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managemanage
toto
attainattain
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standardsstandard
ofof
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schoolsschool
..
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groupgroup
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comecome
fromfrom
allall
overover
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worldworld
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arebe
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andand
assessedassess
forfor
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suitabilitysuitability
forfor
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..
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thethe
lastlast
weekweek
therethere
isbe
aa
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aa
verbalverbal
programmeprogramme
isbe
givengive
toto
workwork
onon
backback
homehome
..
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isbe
writtenwrite
downdown
,,
unlessunless
byby
thethe
parentparent
,,
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statedstated
reasonreason
beingbe
toto
allowallow
forfor
flexibilityflexibility
..
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cancan
returnreturn
everyevery
sixsix
monthsmonth
forfor
anotheranother
monthmonth
..
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livelive
inin
Budapestbudapest
inin
flatsflat
..
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committeecommittee
ofof
parentsparent
trytry
toto
helphelp
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anotheranother
findfind
accommodationaccommodation
,,
whichwhich
,,
of course
ofof
coursecourse
,,
theythey
havehave
toto
paypay
forfor
themselvesthemselves
..
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werebe
observedobserve
supportingsupport
parentsparent
,,
thethe
otherother
parentparent
usuallyusually
remainingremain
atat
homehome
forfor
workwork
oror
familyfamily
reasonsreason
..
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childrenchild
onon
thethe
wholewhole
hadhave
greatergreat
problemsproblem
andand
criedcry
moremore
thanthan
thethe
Hungarianhungarian
childrenchild
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hadhave
beenbe
comingcome
earlierearlier
andand
forfor
longerlong
..
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foreignforeign
childrenchild
arebe
residentialresidential
onon
aa
permanentpermanent
basisbasis
..
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sawsee
aa
considerableconsiderable
numbernumber
ofof
Englishenglish
,,
Irishirish
andand
Israeliisraeli
childrenchild
..
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werebe
shownshow
aa
couplecouple
ofof
Englishenglish
childrenchild
inin
thethe
schoolschool
whowho
arebe
fluentfluent
nownow
inin
Hungarianhungarian
((
aa
veryvery
difficultdifficult
languagelanguage
!!
))
..
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talkingtalk
toto
parentsparent
,,
wewe
werebe
toldtell
thatthat
hadhave
therethere
beenbe
aa
suitablesuitable
provisionprovision
inin
theirtheir
ownown
countrycountry
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wouldwould
notnot
bebe
inin
Budapestbudapest
..
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inin
thethe
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bebe
veryvery
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patchypatchy
""
..
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Personalpersonal
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aa
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7-87-8
..
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completedcomplete
theirtheir
preparatorypreparatory
yearyear
andand
werebe
ofof
normalnormal
intelligenceintelligence
butbut
severesevere
physicalphysical
problemsproblem
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themthem
fromfrom
enteringenter
regularregular
schoolschool
..
Therethere
werebe
fourfour
conductorsconductor
in charge of
inin
chargecharge
ofof
thisthis
groupgroup
withwith
aa
differentdifferent
conductorconductor
planningplanning
,,
organisingorganise
andand
leadinglead
eacheach
sessionsession
..
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werebe
severalseveral
studentsstudent
onon
handhand
toto
helphelp
withwith
movingmoving
ofof
thethe
furniturefurniture
etcetc
..
Thethe
childrenchild
livelive
atat
thethe
Instituteinstitute
duringduring
thethe
weekweek
,,
goinggo
homehome
atat
thethe
weekendweekend
wherewhere
possiblepossible
..
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werebe
surprisedsurprised
toto
findfind
thatthat
thethe
plinthsplinth
useduse
forfor
exerciseexercise
andand
asas
tablestable
duringduring
thethe
dayday
arebe
theirtheir
bedsbed
atat
nightnight
!!
Eacheach
dayday
startsstart
withwith
aa
programmeprogramme
ofof
groupgroup
exercisesexercise
carefullycarefully
plannedplan
toto
helphelp
thethe
childrenchild
toto
changechange
positionposition
,,
startingstart
fromfrom
lyinglie
oror
sittingsitting
followedfollow
byby
individualindividual
andand
groupgroup
standingstanding
andand
walkingwalking
practicepractice
..
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needingneed
extraextra
helphelp
havehave
aa
conductorconductor
eithereither
toto
themselvesthemselves
oror
sharedshare
betweenbetween
twotwo
..
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firstfirst
sightsight
itit
maymay
appearappear
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ofof
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wasbe
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toto
attractattract
thethe
intellectualsintellectual
ofof
thethe
nationnation
,,
andand
Peckpeck
listslist
aa
wholewhole
hosthost
ofof
literatiliterati
whowho
workedwork
atat
thethe
universityuniversity
,,
includinginclude
thethe
notablenotable
authorsauthor
Williamwilliam
Wheteleywheteley
,,
Williamwilliam
Ludlingtonludlington
andand
Walterwalter
dede
Hestonheston
..
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mostmuch
dramaticdramatic
eventevent
inin
thethe
university'suniversity
historyhistory
wasbe
thethe
secessionsecession
inin
13331333
ofof
northernnorthern
studentsstudent
fromfrom
Oxfordoxford
toto
Brazenosebrazenose
Collegecollege
inin
St.st.
Paul'spaul
Streetstreet
..
Merlinmerlin
hadhave
miraculouslymiraculously
prophesiedprophesy
thisthis
eventevent
overover
eighteight
hundredhundred
yearsyear
earlierearlier
::
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,,
ledlead
byby
thethe
mysteriousmysterious
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dede
R.r.
((
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Leachleach
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claimedclaim
itit
wasbe
ledlead
byby
Williamwilliam
ofof
Barnbybarnby
,,
fellowfellow
andand
bursarbursar
ofof
Mertonmerton
Collegecollege
))
,,
theythey
establishedestablish
aa
rebelrebel
universityuniversity
away from
awayaway
fromfrom
theirtheir
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southernsouthern
counterpartscounterpart
..
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Mertonmerton
Collegecollege
hadhave
refusedrefuse
toto
taketake
northernnorthern
studentsstudent
andand
Oxfordoxford
hadhave
beenbe
plungedplunge
intointo
chaoschaos
andand
riotriot
..
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poempoem
writtenwrite
inin
Stamfordstamford
inin
13341334
andand
addressedaddress
toto
Fitz-Ralphfitz-ralph
,,
Chancellorchancellor
ofof
Oxfordoxford
sayssay
::
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eveneven
broughtbring
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knockerknocker
whichwhich
wasbe
laterlate
returnedreturn
toto
Oxfordoxford
inin
thethe
latelate
nineteenthnineteenth
centurycentury
..
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ofof
thethe
Oxfordoxford
studentsstudent
,,
thoughthough
,,
wasbe
toto
bringbring
aboutabout
ana
untimelyuntimely
endend
toto
Stamford'sstamford
medievalmedieval
universityuniversity
,,
forfor
inin
13341334
Oxfordoxford
persuadedpersuade
Kingking
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toto
interveneintervene
andand
closeclose
itit
downdown
::
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Lincolnlincoln
wasbe
sentsend
toto
Stamfordstamford
,,
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hehe
metmeet
withwith
considerableconsiderable
resistanceresistance
,,
andand
Peckpeck
,,
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Johnjohn
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,,
suggestssuggest
thethe
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himselfhimself
camecome
toto
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becausebecause
ofof
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..
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13351335
thatthat
thethe
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werebe
finallyfinally
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andand
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studentsstudent
andand
mastersmaster
expelledexpel
..
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,,
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churchchurch
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byby
thethe
jealousyjealousy
ofof
Oxfordoxford
Universityuniversity
..
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statesstate
thatthat
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ofof
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continuedcontinue
untiluntil
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sacksack
ofof
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inin
14611461
,,
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itit
wasbe
no longer
nono
longerlonger
ana
importantimportant
universityuniversity
..
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thethe
seventeenthseventeenth
centurycentury
Stamfordstamford
wasbe
justjust
aa
shadowshadow
ofof
itsits
formerformer
selfself
..
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ofof
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declinedecline
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byby
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ofof
Monmouthmonmouth
((
c.c.
1100-11541100-1154
))
inin
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Historiahistoria
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,,
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toto
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Britainbritain
,,
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claimedclaim
hehe
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translatedtranslate
fromfrom
aa
lostlost
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ofof
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legendslegend
..
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,,
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toto
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establishingestablish
aa
universityuniversity
inin
Britainbritain
..
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Hardynghardyng
,,
aa
midmid
fifteenth-centuryfifteenth-century
poetpoet
andand
chroniclerchronicler
,,
isbe
thethe
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toto
mentionmention
thethe
storystory
andand
quotesquote
asas
hishis
sourcesource
thethe
sixth-centurysixth-century
Merlinmerlin
ofof
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,,
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asas
Merlinmerlin
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..
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,,
thoughthough
,,
forfor
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existenceexistence
ofof
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arebe
spuriousspurious
..
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impliesimply
thatthat
thethe
mythmyth
ofof
Bladud'sbladud
Universityuniversity
wasbe
inventedinvent
byby
Hardynghardyng
,,
andand
wasbe
inspiredinspire
byby
thethe
13331333
secessionsecession
..
Bloreblore
inin
18131813
suggestedsuggest
::
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taletale
wasbe
thenthen
copiedcopy
byby
laterlate
historianshistorian
andand
poetspoet
such as
suchsuch
asas
Johnjohn
Rossross
,,
thethe
latelate
fifteenth-centuryfifteenth-century
Warwickwarwick
antiquaryantiquary
,,
Johnjohn
Higginshiggins
((
workingwork
c.c.
1570-16021570-1602
))
,,
Michaelmichael
Draytondrayton
((
1563-16311563-1631
))
,,
andand
locallocal
historianshistorian
such as
suchsuch
asas
Richardrichard
Butcherbutcher
andand
Francisfrancis
Peckpeck
..
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Lelandleland
writingwrite
inin
thethe
mid-sixteenthmid sixteenth
centurycentury
callscall
thethe
wholewhole
episodeepisode
aa
""
dreamdream
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..
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taletale
ofof
Simonsimon
thethe
Athenianathenian
appearsappear
inin
Samuelsamuel
Sharp'ssharp
Historyhistory
ofof
Stamfordstamford
ofof
18471847
,,
wherewhere
hehe
sayssay
hehe
foundfind
itit
inin
aa
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recordrecord
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..
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ofof
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withwith
thatthat
ofof
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appearsappear
inin
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ofof
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andand
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ofof
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andand
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creditedcredit
withwith
beingbe
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teacherteacher
ofof
thethe
Gnosticgnostic
heresyheresy
..
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inin
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Simonsimon
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..
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,,
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andand
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toto
hishis
deathdeath
..
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andand
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havehave
fatalfatal
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atat
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,,
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in common
inin
commoncommon
,,
andand
itit
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toto
seesee
thatthat
thethe
twotwo
storiesstory
couldcould
havehave
becomebecome
confusedconfused
..
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storystory
ofof
thethe
suppressionsuppression
ofof
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byby
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isbe
aa
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inspiredinspire
byby
thethe
historicalhistorical
lettersletter
betweenbetween
Augustineaugustine
andand
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asas
recordedrecord
inin
Bede'sbede
historyhistory
ofof
731731
..
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isbe
nono
mentionmention
ofof
Stamfordstamford
inin
thesethese
lettersletter
andand
thethe
taletale
mustmust
havehave
beenbe
createdcreate
byby
Hardynghardyng
toto
fitfit
inin
withwith
hishis
earlierearly
mythologymythology
..
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Medievalmedieval
Universityuniversity
Legendlegend
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thethe
storystory
ofof
thethe
ancientancient
universityuniversity
maymay
bebe
classifiedclassify
asas
mythmyth
,,
thethe
claimclaim
forfor
aa
medievalmedieval
universityuniversity
maymay
bebe
classifiedclassify
asas
legendlegend
..
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wordword
""
universityuniversity
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impliesimply
aa
wholewhole
bodybody
ofof
teachersteacher
andand
scholarsscholar
organisedorganise
underunder
aa
singlesingle
corporatecorporate
administrationadministration
..
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1333-51333-5
secessionsecession
fromfrom
Oxfordoxford
,,
firstlyfirstly
toto
Northamptonnorthampton
andand
thenthen
toto
Stamfordstamford
,,
isbe
factualfactual
,,
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thethe
groupgroup
ofof
teachersteacher
andand
studentsstudent
wasbe
nevernever
sufficientlysufficiently
largelarge
oror
establishedestablish
toto
bebe
consideredconsider
aa
properproper
universityuniversity
..
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studentsstudent
returnedreturn
toto
Oxfordoxford
prior to
priorprior
toto
13351335
,,
andand
onlyonly
seventeenseventeen
mastersmaster
,,
sixsix
parishparish
priestspriest
andand
fourteenfourteen
studentsstudent
werebe
foundfind
inin
thethe
lastlast
inquisitioninquisition
..
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itit
continuedcontinue
,,
howeverhowever
,,
thethe
rebelrebel
universityuniversity
couldcould
havehave
becomebecome
aa
rivalrival
establishmentestablishment
toto
bothboth
Oxfordoxford
andand
Cambridgecambridge
..
Thisthis
potentialpotential
wasbe
recognisedrecognise
byby
bothboth
universitiesuniversity
..
Twotwo
yearsyear
afterafter
thethe
secessionsecession
,,
Robertrobert
ofof
Stratfordstratford
,,
thethe
Chancellorchancellor
ofof
Englandengland
andand
Oxfordoxford
,,
wrotewrite
toto
Cambridgecambridge
Universityuniversity
withwith
thethe
soberingsobering
thoughtthought
thatthat
andand
untiluntil
18541854
,,
Oxfordoxford
mademake
studentsstudent
swearswear
ana
oathoath
..
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eveneven
tooktake
thethe
Brazenosebrazenose
gategate
knockerknocker
toto
Oxfordoxford
inin
189O189o
underunder
thethe
impressionimpression
thatthat
itit
hadhave
originallyoriginally
comecome
fromfrom
Oxfordoxford
..
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,,
therethere
isbe
nono
provenproven
evidenceevidence
thatthat
thethe
rebelrebel
studentsstudent
everever
useduse
thethe
Brazenosebrazenose
sitesite
..
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Hallhall
atat
Oxfordoxford
wasbe
inin
existenceexistence
byby
thethe
mid-thirteenthmid thirteenth
centurycentury
andand
probablyprobably
derivesderive
itsits
namename
fromfrom
""
brazenbrazen
nosenose
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..
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knockerknocker
reproducedreproduce
fromfrom
Drakard'sdrakard
Historyhistory
ofof
Stamfordstamford
,,
18221822
..
Thethe
earlierearly
secessionsecession
ofof
Cambridgecambridge
andand
Oxfordoxford
studentsstudent
inin
12641264
isbe
mentionedmention
onlyonly
byby
thethe
historianhistorian
Richardrichard
Whitewhite
((
1539-16111539-1611
))
andand
wasbe
copiedcopy
byby
Anthonyanthony
Woodwood
,,
aa
latelate
seventeenth-centuryseventeenth century
Oxfordoxford
writerwriter
..
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isbe
probablyprobably
justjust
ana
elaborationelaboration
ofof
thethe
historicalhistorical
secessionsecession
ofof
Cambridgecambridge
studentsstudent
toto
Northamptonnorthampton
inin
12611261
..
Thethe
Pelagianpelagian
connectionconnection
appearsappear
toto
bebe
justjust
aa
confusionconfusion
withwith
thethe
earlierearly
mythmyth
..
Thethe
arrivalarrival
ofof
thethe
Oxfordoxford
studentsstudent
,,
thoughthough
,,
impliesimply
thatthat
therethere
wasbe
aa
earlierearly
traditiontradition
ofof
learninglearning
inin
thethe
towntown
,,
butbut
thisthis
wasbe
by no means
byby
nono
meansmeans
asas
significantsignificant
asas
somesome
writerswriter
havehave
suggestedsuggest
..
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isbe
onlyonly
oneone
adequatelyadequately
documentarydocumentary
monasticmonastic
schoolschool
,,
whichwhich
wasbe
foundedfound
byby
thethe
Lincolnshirelincolnshire
priorypriory
ofof
Sempringhamsempringham
inin
c.c,
13011301
..
Robertrobert
Luterellluterell
,,
youngeryoung
brotherbrother
ofof
Sirsir
Geoffreygeoffrey
Luterellluterell
,,
whowho
commissionedcommission
thethe
famousfamous
Luterellluterell
Psalterpsalter
,,
gavegive
hishis
househouse
calledcall
""
thethe
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onon
St.st.
Peter'speter
Streetstreet
forfor
useuse
asas
aa
schoolschool
,,
andand
itit
hadhave
itsits
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chapelchapel
ofof
St.st.
Marymary
..
Aboutabout
halfhalf
aa
dozendozen
Gilbertinegilbertine
novicesnovice
livedlive
therethere
,,
studyingstudy
theologytheology
andand
philosophyphilosophy
,,
andand
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schoolschool
wasbe
possiblypossibly
attendedattend
byby
otherother
towntown
studentsstudent
((
Durhamdurham
Hallhall
atat
Oxfordoxford
,,
establishedestablish
inin
12861286
,,
wasbe
aa
similarsimilar
,,
thoughthough
largerlarge
,,
institutioninstitution
,,
housinghouse
sixteensixteen
studentsstudent
))
..
Thethe
existenceexistence
ofof
thisthis
schoolschool
suggestssuggest
thatthat
therethere
couldcould
havehave
beenbe
otherother
hallshall
inin
thethe
towntown
,,
butbut
therethere
isbe
nono
definitedefinite
evidenceevidence
..
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isbe
knownknow
thatthat
St.st.
Leonard'sleonard
Priorypriory
hadhave
somesome
academicacademic
functionfunction
,,
forfor
inin
thethe
fourteenthfourteenth
centurycentury
itit
wasbe
partlypartly
useduse
asas
aa
studystudy
centrecentre
forfor
youngyoung
monksmonk
,,
possiblypossibly
preparingprepare
themthem
forfor
theirtheir
degreedegree
coursescourse
atat
Oxfordoxford
..
Alanalan
Piperpiper
suggestssuggest
thatthat
St.st.
Leonard'sleonard
wasbe
quitequite
aa
prestigiousprestigious
academicacademic
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,,
runrun
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mastersmaster
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ofof
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trainingtraining
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..
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teachingteaching
functionfunction
,,
thoughthough
,,
declineddecline
sharplysharply
afterafter
13801380
withwith
thethe
establishmentestablishment
ofof
Durhamdurham
Collegecollege
atat
Oxfordoxford
..
Whitefriar'swhitefriar
gategate
fromfrom
aa
drawingdrawing
byby
Williamwilliam
Stukeleystukeley
,,
17351735
..
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isbe
nono
properproper
medievalmedieval
evidenceevidence
forfor
anyany
ofof
thethe
otherother
hallshall
,,
butbut
theythey
werebe
aa
commoncommon
traditiontradition
byby
thethe
sixteenthsixteenth
centurycentury
..
Lelandleland
statesstate
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greatgreat
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thatthat
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atat
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,,
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Brazenosebrazenose
isbe
thethe
onlyonly
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authenticatedauthenticated
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,,
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itit
hashave
nono
academicacademic
recordrecord
..
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claimclaim
forfor
Allall
Saints'saint
Collegecollege
atat
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basedbase
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Speed'sspeed
earlyearly
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mapmap
,,
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isbe
justjust
aa
misreadingmisreading
ofof
ana
entryentry
inin
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Ecclesiasticusecclesiasticus
,,
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ofof
thethe
valuevalue
ofof
ecclesiasticalecclesiastical
propertyproperty
..
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merelymerely
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thatthat
Browne'sbrowne
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atat
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..
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Ordersorder
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werebe
influentialinfluential
inin
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lifelife
inin
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therethere
isbe
nono
proofproof
forfor
theirtheir
academicacademic
activitiesactivity
herehere
..
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significancesignificance
ofof
thethe
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schoolschool
hashave
beenbe
greatlygreatly
exaggeratedexaggerate
because of
becausebecause
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thethe
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thatthat
thethe
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Whitefriarywhitefriary
stoodstand
onon
thethe
sitesite
ofof
thethe
hospitalhospital
,,
ana
importantimportant
monasticmonastic
sitesite
withwith
aa
splendidsplendid
fourteenth-centuryfourteenth-century
gategate
..
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wasbe
actuallyactually
thethe
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andand
thethe
Whitefriarywhitefriary
stoodstand
justjust
toto
thethe
south-westsouth-west
betweenbetween
St.st.
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Streetstreet
andand
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Roadroad
â-
aa
muchmuch
lesslittle
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sitesite
..
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wewe
knowknow
ofof
Henryhenry
Hannahanna
comescome
fromfrom
Lelandleland
,,
andand
hehe
nevernever
mentionsmention
Hannahanna
teachingteaching
anywhereanywhere
oror
acquiringacquire
anyany
eminenceeminence
,,
andand
therethere
isbe
nono
medievalmedieval
evidenceevidence
forfor
hishis
schoolschool
..
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Ludlingtonludlington
inin
factfact
taughtteach
atat
Oxfordoxford
,,
notnot
Stamfordstamford
,,
andand
Williamwilliam
Wheteleywheteley
wasbe
mastermaster
ofof
Lincolnlincoln
Grammargrammar
Schoolschool
..
as for
Asas
forfor
thethe
traditiontradition
ofof
monasticmonastic
hallshall
,,
Lelandleland
impliesimply
thatthat
thethe
namesname
ofof
manymany
ofof
thethe
buildingsbuilding
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Hallhall
))
merelymerely
reflectedreflect
thethe
ownershipownership
ofof
thethe
propertyproperty
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Despitedespite
thisthis
,,
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supposedsuppose
manymany
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toto
bebe
academicacademic
hallshall
..
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withwith
Brianbrian
Twyne'stwyne
visitvisit
toto
Stamfordstamford
inin
16171617
,,
wasbe
elaboratedelaborate
byby
Anthonyanthony
Woodwood
inin
16741674
,,
andand
byby
Peckpeck
andand
Stukeleystukeley
inin
thethe
eighteentheighteenth
centurycentury
..
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Stukeley'sstukeley
arrivalarrival
atat
Stamfordstamford
inin
17291729
Peckpeck
wrotewrite
toto
himhim
callingcall
himhim
""
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ofof
Blackblack
Hallhall
,,
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Hallhall
,,
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Hallhall
,,
Durhamdurham
Hallhall
andand
Vaudeyvaudey
Hallhall
""
..
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largelarge
medievalmedieval
buildingbuilding
becamebecome
susceptiblesusceptible
toto
classificationclassification
,,
andand
Peckpeck
claimedclaim
thatthat
innsinn
,,
such as
suchsuch
asas
thethe
Windmillwindmill
,,
formerlyformerly
atat
no.nummero
5151
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Streetstreet
,,
werebe
useduse
asas
hallshall
..
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sayssay
::
even if
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ifif
therethere
werebe
monasticmonastic
oror
friary-ownedfriary-owned
schoolsschool
inin
thethe
towntown
theythey
wouldwould
stillstill
notnot
constituteconstitute
aa
universityuniversity
,,
asas
eacheach
schoolschool
wouldwould
bebe
administeredadminister
separatelyseparately
andand
wouldwould
bebe
dominateddominate
byby
thethe
beliefsbelief
ofof
thethe
monasticmonastic
orderorder
..
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Sharp'ssharp
visionvision
ofof
aa
""
monasticmonastic
metropolismetropolis
""
isbe
ana
exaggeratedexaggerated
fantasyfantasy
andand
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forfor
thethe
largelarge
numbernumber
ofof
churcheschurch
inin
thethe
towntown
wasbe
notnot
monasticmonastic
butbut
thethe
resultresult
ofof
earlyearly
self-governmentself-government
andand
thethe
absenceabsence
ofof
anyany
singlesingle
overlordoverlord
other than
otherother
thanthan
thethe
kingking
..
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academicacademic
learninglearning
atat
Stamfordstamford
,,
thereforetherefore
,,
mustmust
havehave
beenbe
ofof
limitedlimited
scopescope
andand
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thethe
rebelrebel
studentsstudent
andand
mastersmaster
betweenbetween
13331333
andand
13351335
everever
issuedissue
degreesdegree
..
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monasticmonastic
schoolsschool
,,
aa
teachingteaching
capacitycapacity
atat
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Leonard'sleonard
Priorypriory
andand
thethe
temporarytemporary
residenceresidence
ofof
thethe
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studentsstudent
cancan
notnot
constituteconstitute
aa
universityuniversity
underunder
aa
corporatecorporate
bodybody
..
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inin
hishis
Historyhistory
ofof
Stamfordstamford
Schoolschool
sayssay
thatthat
""
althoughalthough
therethere
werebe
hallshall
andand
placesplace
ofof
learninglearning
inin
Stamfordstamford
therethere
isbe
nono
evidenceevidence
thatthat
therethere
wasbe
anyany
universityuniversity
organisationorganisation
""
..
Stamford'sstamford
mainmain
rolerole
wasbe
probablyprobably
asas
aa
""
crammingcramming
""
centrecentre
preparingprepare
novicesnovice
forfor
Oxfordoxford
..
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wasbe
thethe
potentialpotential
,,
thoughthough
,,
ofof
thethe
13331333
secessionsecession
thatthat
capturedcapture
thethe
imaginationimagination
ofof
historianshistorian
..
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spawnedspawn
thethe
Bladudbladud
taletale
,,
itit
mademake
Francisfrancis
Peckpeck
subtitlesubtitle
hishis
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Annalsannals
ofof
Stanfordstanford
ofof
17271727
Academiaacademia
Terciatercia
Anglicanaanglicana
,,
oror
""
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Thirdthird
Englishenglish
Universityuniversity
""
,,
andand
itit
fuelledfuel
thethe
fertilefertile
mindsmind
ofof
Williamwilliam
Stukeleystukeley
andand
laterlate
Victorianvictorian
romanticsromantic
..
Finallyfinally
,,
Stamfordstamford
putput
itselfitself
forwardforward
inin
thethe
1960s1960
asas
oneone
ofof
thethe
sitessite
forfor
thethe
newnew
generationgeneration
ofof
universitiesuniversity
,,
citingcite
thethe
town'stown
""
universityuniversity
historyhistory
""
in support of
inin
supportsupport
ofof
itsits
casecase
..
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ideaidea
hadhave
beenbe
putput
forwardforward
asas
earlyearly
asas
thethe
endend
ofof
thethe
Secondsecond
Worldworld
Warwar
,,
whenwhen
E.e.
M.m.
W.w.
Tillyardtillyard
hadhave
advocatedadvocate
aa
newnew
reliefrelief
universityuniversity
forfor
Oxfordoxford
andand
Cambridgecambridge
atat
Stamfordstamford
..
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thethe
foundationfoundation
ofof
newnew
universitiesuniversity
atat
suchsuch
placesplace
asas
Yorkyork
andand
Lancasterlancaster
,,
hopeshope
forfor
aa
universityuniversity
atat
Stamfordstamford
ranrun
highhigh
..
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twotwo
hundredhundred
acreacre
sitesite
alongalong
Tinwelltinwell
Roadroad
wasbe
suggestedsuggest
withwith
plotsplot
ofof
landland
inin
thethe
centrecentre
ofof
thethe
towntown
reservedreserve
forfor
hallshall
ofof
residenceresidence
.
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inin
19651965
,,
itit
wasbe
announcedannounce
thatthat
nono
newnew
universityuniversity
wouldwould
bebe
builtbuild
forfor
tenten
yearsyear
andand
thatthat
prioritypriority
wouldwould
gogo
toto
thethe
expansionexpansion
ofof
existingexisting
universitiesuniversity
..
Thisthis
,,
andand
thethe
growthgrowth
ofof
studentstudent
unrestunrest
,,
finallyfinally
killedkill
offoff
allall
hopeshope
ofof
establishingestablish
aa
universityuniversity
inin
thethe
towntown
..
QUEENqueen
BOADICEAboadicea
&and
THEthe
ROMANroman
TOWNtown
ATat
STAMFORDstamford
WHENwhen
THEthe
Romansroman
builtbuild
Ermineermine
Streetstreet
,,
theirtheir
greatgreat
roadroad
fromfrom
thethe
southsouth
coastcoast
toto
thethe
Humberhumber
,,
theythey
deliberatelydeliberately
alignedalign
itit
closeclose
toto
thethe
ancientancient
universityuniversity
towntown
ofof
Stamfordstamford
,,
thenthen
calledcall
Doorebriffdoorebriff
.
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thisthis
strategicstrategic
riverriver
crossingcrossing
theythey
establishedestablish
aa
towntown
calledcall
Durobrivaedurobrivae
,,
fromfrom
whichwhich
thethe
Saxonsaxon
wordword
""
Wellandwelland
""
laterlate
derivedderive
,,
meaningmean
""
ragingraging
,,
boilingboil
,,
bubblingbubble
..
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sitesite
ofof
thisthis
settlementsettlement
wasbe
inin
Bredcroftbredcroft
oror
""
Bradcroftbradcroft
""
meadowmeadow
,,
andand
inin
thethe
nineteenthnineteenth
centurycentury
therethere
wasbe
stillstill
evidenceevidence
ofof
itsits
existenceexistence
..
Samuelsamuel
Sharpsharp
writingwriting
inin
18471847
sayssay
::
""
Therethere
isbe
evidenceevidence
â¦â¦
ofof
itsits
havinghave
beenbe
aa
Romanroman
settlementsettlement
inin
thethe
timetime
ofof
Agricolaagricola
,,
andand
thatthat
hishis
legionslegion
establishedestablish
herehere
aa
permanentpermanent
encampmentencampment
,,
thethe
remainsremain
ofof
whichwhich
arebe
clearlyclearly
traceabletraceable
eveneven
toto
thethe
presentpresent
dayday
..
""
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wasbe
alsoalso
aa
smallersmall
walledwalled
towntown
twotwo
milesmile
toto
thethe
northnorth
calledcall
Gausennaegausennae
atat
whatwhat
isbe
nownow
Greatgreat
Castertoncasterton
,,
whichwhich
actedact
asas
ana
extraextra
garrisongarrison
..
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A.D.a.d.
6161
thethe
settlementsettlement
wasbe
brutallybrutally
destroyeddestroy
byby
thethe
illustriousillustrious
Queenqueen
Boadiceaboadicea
,,
leaderleader
ofof
thethe
Iceniiceni
tribetribe
ofof
thethe
Norfolknorfolk
areaarea
..
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hadhave
defeateddefeat
thethe
Romanroman
IXix
Legionlegion
atat
aa
bloodybloody
battlebattle
inin
thethe
Godmanchestergodmanchester
areaarea
((
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))
andand
pursuedpursue
thethe
survivorssurvivor
alongalong
Ermineermine
Streetstreet
toto
theirtheir
basebase
atat
Lincolnlincoln
..
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,,
onon
herher
shiningshining
chariotchariot
withwith
scythesscythe
onon
thethe
wheelswheel
,,
razedraze
allall
thethe
Romanroman
settlementssettlement
inin
herher
pathpath
,,
andand
soso
Durobrivaedurobrivae
wasbe
obliteratedobliterate
..
Therethere
isbe
aa
monumentmonument
inin
Bredcroftbredcroft
meadowmeadow
inin
memorymemory
ofof
thisthis
remarkableremarkable
eventevent
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historyhistory
..
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Thethe
sitingsiting
ofof
thethe
Romanroman
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Streetstreet
justjust
toto
thethe
westwest
ofof
Stamfordstamford
promptedprompt
Francisfrancis
Peckpeck
inin
17271727
toto
suggestsuggest
thatthat
Stamfordstamford
wasbe
formerlyformerly
thethe
importantimportant
Romanroman
towntown
ofof
Durobrivaedurobrivae
,,
originallyoriginally
calledcall
Doorebriffdoorebriff
.
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supportedsupport
thethe
claimclaim
withwith
somesome
incoherentincoherent
etymologyetymology
thatthat
relatedrelate
thethe
namename
toto
thethe
Saxonsaxon
wordword
""
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,,
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ofof
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factfact
thatthat
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oror
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accordingaccording
toto
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,,
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""
goodgood
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))
..
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actuallyactually
meansmean
""
bridge-fortbridge-fort
""
andand
wasbe
situatedsituate
tenten
milesmile
south-eastsouth-east
ofof
Stamfordstamford
onon
thethe
Riverriver
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atat
Waterwater
Newtonnewton
..
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appearsappear
thethe
Romansroman
hadhave
nono
defensivedefensive
positionposition
onon
thethe
Wellandwelland
andand
thethe
earliestearly
settlementsettlement
inin
thethe
areaarea
wasbe
thethe
Romanroman
campcamp
onon
thethe
Riverriver
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atat
whatwhat
isbe
nownow
Greatgreat
Castertoncasterton
..
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deepdeep
defensivedefensive
ditchditch
stillstill
survivessurvive
therethere
,,
butbut
itit
wasbe
onlyonly
aa
smallsmall
settlementsettlement
andand
Camden'scamden
""
towntown
""
ofof
Gausennaegausennae
isbe
probablyprobably
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whichwhich
stoodstand
furtherfar
toto
thethe
northnorth
onon
thethe
Riverriver
Withamwitham
..
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smallsmall
Romanroman
fragmentsfragment
havehave
beenbe
foundfind
inin
Stamfordstamford
ââ
.
Sharp'ssharp
""
clearlyclearly
traceabletraceable
""
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whichwhich
apparentlyapparently
stoodstand
oneone
furlongfurlong
north-westnorth-west
ofof
thethe
towntown
isbe
untraceableuntraceable
ââ
butbut
therethere
isbe
thethe
sitesite
ofof
aa
villavilla
justjust
toto
thethe
westwest
ofof
thethe
towntown
..
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hashave
beenbe
suggestedsuggest
thatthat
thethe
Bredcroftbredcroft
sitesite
mightmight
havehave
beenbe
aa
smallsmall
sub-Romansub-roman
settlementsettlement
inin
thethe
periodperiod
betweenbetween
thethe
declinedecline
ofof
Greatgreat
Castertoncasterton
andand
thethe
growthgrowth
ofof
Stamfordstamford
..
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etymologyetymology
hashave
claimedclaim
thatthat
""
Bredcroftbredcroft
""
wasbe
thethe
placeplace
wherewhere
thethe
town'stown
medievalmedieval
bakersbaker
keptkeep
theirtheir
ovensoven
andand
Burtonburton
claimsclaim
therethere
wasbe
aa
courtcourt
househouse
therethere
,,
butbut
therethere
isbe
nono
evidenceevidence
..
Thethe
landland
wasbe
ownedown
byby
Queenqueen
Edithedith
andand
wasbe
situatedsituate
inin
Rutlandrutland
outsideoutside
thethe
Boroughborough
ofof
Stamfordstamford
..
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Boudiccaboudicca
taletale
isbe
basedbase
onon
aa
statementstatement
byby
thethe
contemporarycontemporary
Romanroman
historianhistorian
,,
Tacitustacitus
,,
thatthat
afterafter
hishis
defeatdefeat
,,
Petiliuspetilius
Cerialiscerialis
,,
thethe
commandercommander
ofof
thethe
IXix
Legionlegion
,,
escapedescape
withwith
hishis
cavalrycavalry
""
andand
foundfind
sheltershelter
behindbehind
thethe
defencesdefence
ofof
[[
theirtheir
]]
campcamp
""
..
Thisthis
doesdo
notnot
necessarilynecessarily
implyimply
aa
chasechase
andand
nono
evidenceevidence
ofof
ana
attackattack
wasbe
foundfind
whenwhen
thethe
Romanroman
towntown
atat
Castertoncasterton
wasbe
excavatedexcavate
inin
thethe
1950s1950
..
Thethe
wholewhole
connectionconnection
isbe
soso
slightslight
thatthat
thethe
legendlegend
onlyonly
appearsappear
inin
tourist-orientatedtourist-orientated
guideguide
booksbook
ofof
thethe
twentiethtwentieth
centurycentury
..
Itit
wasbe
givengive
enoughenough
credencecredence
inin
thethe
1960s1960
,,
thoughthough
forfor
aa
monumentmonument
toto
bebe
erectederect
byby
thethe
Romanroman
fordford
inin
Bredcroftbredcroft
meadowmeadow
recordingrecord
herher
chasechase
..
Professorprofessor
W.w.
F.f.
Grimesgrimes
inin
hishis
essayessay
""
Thethe
Archaeologyarchaeology
ofof
thethe
Stamfordstamford
Regionregion
""
inin
Thethe
Makingmaking
ofof
Stamfordstamford
suggestssuggest
thatthat
""
thethe
inscriptioninscription
onon
thethe
recentlyrecently
erectederect
pillarpillar
thatthat
marksmark
thethe
Romanroman
crossingcrossing
onon
thethe
Wellandwelland
oughtought
toto
bebe
replacedreplace
byby
oneone
whichwhich
doesdo
lessless
violenceviolence
toto
thethe
factsfact
asas
theythey
appearappear
toto
bebe
..
""
Hengist'shengist
towntown
basedbase
onon
aa
drawingdrawing
mademake
byby
Williamwilliam
Stukeleystukeley
inin
Designsdesign
,,
17361736
..
THEthe
BATTLEbattle
OFof
STAMFORDstamford
&and
HENGIST'Shengist
TOWNtown
INin
THEthe
earlyearly
fifthfifth
centurycentury
,,
Englandengland
wasbe
underunder
attackattack
fromfrom
invadinginvading
tribestribe
ofof
Pictspict
andand
Scotsscots
..
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hadhave
laidlay
wastewaste
thethe
entireentire
northnorth
ofof
thethe
countrycountry
andand
inin
449449
theythey
arrivedarrive
atat
thethe
universityuniversity
towntown
ofof
Stamfordstamford
..
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aa
lastlast
attemptattempt
toto
crushcrush
thethe
invasioninvasion
,,
Vortigernvortigern
,,
thethe
Britishbritish
kingking
,,
enlistedenlist
thethe
helphelp
ofof
thethe
Saxonsaxon
armyarmy
underunder
thethe
renownedrenownd
generalgeneral
,,
Hengisthengist
..
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byby
invitinginvite
thethe
Saxonssaxon
intointo
thethe
countrycountry
hehe
plantedplant
thethe
seedseed
forfor
aa
newnew
invasioninvasion
uponupon
hishis
soilsoil
..
Hengist'shengist
armyarmy
metmeet
thethe
Scotsscots
atat
Stamfordstamford
,,
whichwhich
wasbe
nownow
inin
aa
ruinousruinous
statestate
;;
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Saxonsaxon
forcesforce
scoredscore
aa
significantsignificant
victoryvictory
andand
inin
returnreturn
Vortigernvortigern
gavegive
Hengisthengist
landland
inin
Stamfordstamford
toto
buildbuild
thethe
firstfirst
Saxonsaxon
towntown
inin
Britainbritain
..
Camdencamden
addsadd
::
Hengisthengist
chosechoose
aa
sitesite
justjust
toto
thethe
westwest
ofof
thethe
existingexisting
settlementsettlement
onon
ana
elevatedelevated
positionposition
andand
constructedconstruct
aa
Roman-styleroman-style
towntown
basedbase
onon
knowledgeknowledge
gainedgain
whilstwhilst
servingserve
inin
thethe
Romanroman
armyarmy
..
Thethe
structuredstructured
gridgrid
layoutlayout
ofof
thisthis
towntown
cancan
stillstill
bebe
tracedtrace
todaytoday
inin
thethe
St.st.
Peter'speter
areaarea
ofof
Stamfordstamford
..
St.st.
Peter'speter
Streetstreet
wasbe
formerlyformerly
thethe
axialaxial
Viavia
Praetoriapraetoria
withwith
thethe
forumforum
,,
oror
marketmarket
placeplace
,,
onon
thethe
sitesite
ofof
St.st.
Peter'speter
Churchchurch
..
Thethe
castlecastle
stoodstand
toto
thethe
south-eastsouth-east
byby
thethe
riverriver
andand
thethe
wholewhole
towntown
wasbe
heavilyheavily
fortifiedfortify
,,
survivingsurvive
untiluntil
thethe
Danishdanish
attacksattack
inin
thethe
ninthninth
centurycentury
..
Afterafter
completingcomplete
thethe
magnificentmagnificent
castlecastle
,,
Hengisthengist
beganbegin
plottingplot
hishis
masterymastery
ofof
thethe
kingdomkingdom
..
Stukeleystukeley
inin
hishis
diarydiary
tellstell
usus
howhow
hehe
invitedinvite
Kingking
Vortigernvortigern
toto
bebe
entertainedentertain
therethere
andand
onon
thethe
king'sking
arrivalarrival
hehe
introducedintroduce
himhim
toto
Rowenarowena
,,
hishis
beautifulbeautiful
daughterdaughter
,,
whowho
presentedpresent
Vortigernvortigern
withwith
aa
goldgold
wassailwassail
cupcup
..
Vortigernvortigern
wasbe
soso
takentake
byby
herher
charmscharm
thatthat
hehe
tooktake
herher
forfor
hishis
wifewife
..
Inin
returnreturn
hehe
gavegive
Hengisthengist
landland
inin
Kentkent
wherewhere
Hengist'shengist
descendantsdescendant
ruledrule
untiluntil
thethe
latelate
eightheighth
centurycentury
((
thethe
""
Oescingaoescinga
""
dynastydynasty
))
..
Anglo-Saxonanglo-saxon
battlebattle
basedbase
onon
drawingdraw
inin
thethe
Canterburycanterbury
Hexateuchhexateuch
..
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storystory
ofof
Hengisthengist
inin
Stamfordstamford
isbe
aa
locallocal
legendlegend
basedbase
onon
aa
referencereference
toto
aa
battlebattle
atat
Stamfordstamford
inin
Henryhenry
ofof
Huntingdon'shuntingdon
((
10841084
--
11551155
))
Historiahistoria
Anglorumanglorum
..
Thisthis
impliesimply
aa
locallocal
traditiontradition
alreadyalready
currentcurrent
inin
thethe
twelfthtwelfth
centurycentury
andand
mightmight
bebe
basedbase
onon
aa
lostlost
sourcesource
..
Gildasgildas
writingwriting
inin
thethe
mid-sixthmid-sixth
centurycentury
givesgive
nono
detaildetail
ofof
thethe
battlebattle
andand
Bedebede
inin
731731
mentionsmention
Vortigernvortigern
andand
Hengisthengist
butbut
doesdo
notnot
specifyspecify
anyany
locationlocation
..
Geoffreygeoffrey
ofof
Monmouthmonmouth
beganbegin
thethe
Hengisthengist
inin
Lincolnshirelincolnshire
legendlegend
byby
statingstate
thatthat
Hengisthengist
wasbe
grantedgrant
landland
inin
Lindseylindsey
,,
inin
Lincolnshirelincolnshire
,,
wherewhere
hehe
builtbuild
aa
fortressfortress
calledcall
Thranceastrethranceastre
whichwhich
wasbe
laterlate
associatedassociate
withwith
Castorcastor
..
Bedebede
merelymerely
statesstate
thatthat
Hengisthengist
wasbe
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aa
settlementsettlement
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ofof
thethe
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wherewhere
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aa
royalroyal
dynastydynasty
..
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Stukeleystukeley
furtherfar
elaboratedelaborate
thethe
legendlegend
inin
thethe
eighteentheighteenth
centurycentury
whenwhen
hehe
proposedpropose
thatthat
thethe
St.st.
Peter'speter
areaarea
ofof
Stamfordstamford
wasbe
thethe
sitesite
ofof
Hengist'shengist
towntown
,,
despitedespite
thethe
factfact
thatthat
Stamfordstamford
hashave
nevernever
beenbe
inin
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..
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andand
fancifulfanciful
imaginationimagination
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oneone
ofof
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oldestold
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andand
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aa
regularisedregularise
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patternpattern
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restrest
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thethe
towntown
itit
doesdo
notnot
predatepredate
thethe
ninthninth
centurycentury
..
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accountaccount
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toto
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daughterdaughter
isbe
firstfirst
mentionedmention
inin
thethe
earlyearly
ninthninth
centurycentury
Historiahistoria
Brittonumbrittonum
,,
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attributedattribute
toto
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..
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andand
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andand
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thethe
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legendlegend
byby
Stukeleystukeley
..
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3636
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STAMFORDstamford
ASas
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&and
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Priorypriory
THEthe
IMPORTANCEimportance
ofof
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andand
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thethe
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thethe
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courtcourt
andand
governmentgovernment
..
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towntown
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liableliable
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positionposition
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whichwhich
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rightright
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Englandengland
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,,
hadhave
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palacepalace
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..
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658658
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ofof
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courtcourt
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andand
hehe
grantedgrant
St.st.
Wilfridwilfrid
,,
laterlate
bishopbishop
ofof
Yorkyork
,,
landland
toto
foundfound
aa
monasterymonastery
inin
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towntown
..
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thethe
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Wilfridwilfrid
builtbuild
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,,
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architecturearchitecture
,,
befittingbefit
itsits
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asas
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firstfirst
religiousreligious
househouse
inin
allall
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..
Samuelsamuel
Sharpsharp
,,
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usus
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hishis
bodybody
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inin
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toto
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,,
wherewhere
hehe
wasbe
buriedbury
..
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,,
originallyoriginally
belongingbelong
toto
thethe
Holyholy
Isleisle
ofof
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,,
wasbe
laterlate
destroyeddestroy
byby
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Danesdane
andand
wasbe
onlyonly
rebuiltrebuild
inin
10821082
withwith
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ofof
Williamwilliam
thethe
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..
according to
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toto
Arthurarthur
Meemee
,,
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newnew
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wasbe
designeddesign
byby
Williamwilliam
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,,
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architectarchitect
ofof
Durhamdurham
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..
Kingking
Alchfrithalchfrith
alsoalso
builtbuild
St.st.
Peter'speter
churchchurch
whichwhich
wasbe
thethe
firstfirst
churchchurch
inin
Stamfordstamford
andand
allall
Merciamercia
..
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wasbe
builtbuild
onon
thethe
sitesite
ofof
thethe
forumforum
ofof
Hengist'shengist
Roman-styleroman-style
towntown
in front of
inin
frontfront
ofof
thethe
greatgreat
castlecastle
..
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inin
hishis
diarydiary
,,
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..
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byby
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,,
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((
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,,
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Kingking
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inin
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andand
aa
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inin
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..
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andand
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aa
sitesite
atat
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inin
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,,
itit
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probableprobable
thethe
referencereference
isbe
toto
anotheranother
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,,
asas
thethe
namename
wasbe
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uncommonuncommon
andand
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unlikelyunlikely
toto
havehave
ownedown
anyany
landland
inin
thisthis
areaarea
..
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aa
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thethe
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withwith
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entryentry
..
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andand
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firstfirst
mentionmention
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thethe
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isbe
inin
11461146
,,
implyingimply
itit
wasbe
foundedfound
byby
Durhamdurham
atat
thethe
beginningbeginning
ofof
thethe
twelfthtwelfth
centurycentury
..
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survivingsurviving
structurestructure
alsoalso
datesdate
fromfrom
thatthat
timetime
..
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ideaidea
thatthat
Stamfordstamford
wasbe
thethe
centrecentre
ofof
Mercianmercian
governmentgovernment
wasbe
inventedinvent
byby
Williamwilliam
Stukeleystukeley
inin
thethe
1730s1730
fromfrom
hishis
beliefbelief
thatthat
Alchfrithalchfrith
hadhave
heldhold
hishis
courtcourt
herehere
andand
thatthat
itit
hadhave
formerlyformerly
beenbe
Hengist'shengist
towntown
..
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conceptconcept
ofof
aa
centrecentre
ofof
governmentgovernment
inin
earlyearly
Anglo-Saxonanglo-saxon
Englandengland
,,
thoughthough
,,
isbe
nonsensenonsense
asas
thethe
kingking
wouldwould
traveltravel
aroundaround
hishis
kingdomkingdom
,,
andand
wherewhere
thethe
kingking
wasbe
,,
thethe
governmentgovernment
wasbe
..
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termterm
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""
,,
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""
..
as for
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forfor
St.st.
Peter'speter
churchchurch
,,
itit
wasbe
probablyprobably
thethe
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mothermother
churchchurch
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ofof
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,,
andand
isbe
mentionedmention
inin
Domesdaydomesday
..
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couldcould
datedate
backback
asas
farfar
asas
thethe
middlemiddle
ofof
thethe
ninthninth
centurycentury
andand
wasbe
closelyclosely
associatedassociate
withwith
thethe
laterlate
castlecastle
..
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closedclose
inin
thethe
mid-sixteenthmid-sixteenth
centurycentury
..
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BACONbacon
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keptkeep
vigilvigil
byby
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butbut
beganbegin
toto
growgrow
tiredtired
..
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fromfrom
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Peck'speck
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,,
17271727
..
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,,
17271727
..
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aa
drawingdrawing
byby
Williamwilliam
Stukeleystukeley
,,
17351735
..
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viewview
wasbe
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writerswriter
..
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,,
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inin
18891889
,,
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ofof
thethe
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Streetstreet
duringduring
Christmaschristmas
17761776
,,
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Mercurymercury
reportedreport
thatthat
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peoplepeople
werebe
toss'dtoss
,,
andand
oneone
manman
,,
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gor'dgore
inin
thethe
faceface
,,
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whichwhich
itit
isbe
fear'dfear
hehe
willwill
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eyeseye
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17851785
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wasbe
killedkill
whenwhen
thethe
bullbull
suddenlysuddenly
turnedturn
onon
himhim
..
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,,
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sonson
ofof
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,,
whowho
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schoolschool
inin
thethe
1870's1870
,,
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,,
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,,
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ofof
thethe
samesame
periodperiod
recalledrecall
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aa
pupilpupil
hadhave
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..
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